Shakira Denies That Blake Shelton Propositioned Her

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 25 April 2013

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Shakira has had her hips clocked at 124 miles per hour.

LOS ANGELES - Shakira, who along with Usher are the two newest members of The Voice, has already become embroiled in a bit of controversy.

According to Tittle Tattle Tonight, an inside source has revealed that the Colombian singing belly dancer and the Oklahoma singing cowboy had a bit of a falling out.

It is alleged that one day last week, when Shakira and Blake were backstage he suddenly touched her left shoulder and remarked how fit and trim she was.

Shakira reportedly smiled and said that she does 400 push ups a day, plus she runs 9.2 miles on a daily basis.

Kiowa Kettle with 3T asked the South American firecracker if the rumor about Shelton propositioning her was true.

A visibly flustered Shakira quickly dispelled the rumor saying that Blake's wife, country singer Miranda Lambert is one of the most jealous females in the U.S. and she would never, ever want to get on her bad side.

When Shelton was asked the same question he turned as red as a Seattle strawberry and said that he would never, ever cheat on his sweet, little, pint-sized honey because he knows that she has several guns and she can shoot as good as any Marine sniper.

In Other News. Barbara Walters of The View is apparently quite upset with Jay Leno for making a joke about her lisp.

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