Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 13 May 2013

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Rihanna said that looking in the mirror really helped her to get over her obsession with Chris Brown.

DETROIT - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that it appears that Rihanna has finally come to her senses.

The Caribbean singer confided to Carolina Chipotle with BPT that she has realized that her infatuation with ex-boyfriend Chris Brown is over.

She remarked that she knows now that everyone was right when they told her that she needed to have her head examined for staying with a man who had beat the daylights and nightlights out of her.

The "Umbrella" singer said that symbolically she was hiding underneath an umbrella and did not want to admit that Chris would ever be capable of treating her like a freakin piƱata again.

When asked what caused her to finally smell the Maxwell House coffee, see the sunlight, and get with the damn program she raised her eyebrows and said that she'd had a talk with Dancing With The Stars pro dancer Derek Hough and he made her see the complete picture.

Rihanna said that Derek used visual aids and actually drew pictures of her, Chris, and a belt.

The Barbadian beauty said that thanks to Derek and a lot of other close friends she can honestly say that she now totally hates Christina Brown.

She winked and then added that she hates him even more than she hates Omarosa, Lisa Lampanelli, Laura Ingraham, and Gisele Bundchen.

In Other News. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that Hillary and Bill Clinton spent Mother's Day looking at some state-of-the-art campaign buses.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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