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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Speaks Out About Terrible Driving Standards

Lewis Hamilton Speaks Out About Terrible Driving Standards

We all know that driving a car can be dangerous, but now even motor racing's Lewis Hamilton has spoken out on the subject, saying he is disgusted at some of the things he's seen on the roads, especially abroad. Hamilton, who drives for the Mercede...

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Funny story: "Lewis Hamilton Isn't That Good" Claims Ageing Scalextric Driver

"Lewis Hamilton Isn't That Good" Claims Ageing Scalextric Driver

"Don't give me that 'five-time Formula One World Champion' bullshit. Hamilton's got the best car and the Mercedes team manager doesn't let Valtteri Bottas beat him. It's a fix," claimed Mr Paxton Quigley, former number one driver for Scalextric Team...

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Funny story: Max Verstappen Headbutts Mum

Max Verstappen Headbutts Mum

Dutch Formula One racing driver Max Verstappen, who has been the recent target of much intense criticism over his driving style, has reacted angrily by planting a headbutt on his mum. Verstappen, 20, was preparing for the Canadian Grand Prix at th...

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Funny story: NASCAR Legend Richard Petty Hits Danica Patrick Below The Belt and She Hits Him Right Back

NASCAR Legend Richard Petty Hits Danica Patrick Below The Belt and She Hits Him Right Back

TARZANA, California - Danica Patrick, the Darling of NASCAR, had just finished filming a public service commercial at The Gary Busey International Speedway when she was approached by a reporter with Sporting Chance Magazine. Hercules Confetti aske...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Shocked At The Miley Cyrus Offer To Join Her Nudist Resort

Danica Patrick Shocked At The Miley Cyrus Offer To Join Her Nudist Resort

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Sexy NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick was in Albuquerque on a promotional tour for her new line of Danica Patrick Bikini Thong Panties®. She was asked by a reporter for a local newspaper to comment on the recent...

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Funny story: NASCAR Warns Danica Patrick To Follow The Rules or Else

NASCAR Warns Danica Patrick To Follow The Rules or Else

AUSTIN - Danica Patrick was in Texas visiting an old boyfriend when she got the word that NASCAR had issued a statement that she will follow the NASCAR rules or else she will be subject to discipline including a fine and possible suspension. Miss...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Agrees To Race In The Dubai 500

Danica Patrick Agrees To Race In The Dubai 500

NEW YORK CITY - Danica Patrick was visiting New York City when she was asked if it was true that she had agreed to enter The Dubai 500 auto race in September. Danica, who was dressed in a white NASCAR halter top and red, white, and blue shorts rep...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick To Appear In A Hot Commercial

NASCAR's Danica Patrick To Appear In A Hot Commercial

LOS ANGELES - The Skintillating Suntan Lotion Company has just announced that it has signed NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick to appear in a commercial for its suntan product. A spokesperson for the suntan company stated that the Venice Beach base...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo

Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick flew into Scottsdale, the home of website domain provider GoDaddy, to meet with its CEO Blake Irving. Danica has been with the company since 2006, and her contract will expire next year.

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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Wants To Be Admired For Her Racing Ability and Not For Her Body

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Wants To Be Admired For Her Racing Ability and Not For Her Body

TARZANA - Danica Patrick flew into Tarzana to do some on the track promotional commercials at the world famous Gary Busey International Speedway. While at the track she was interviewed by Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review. He asked her how...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick, NASCAR's Darling, Considering Appearing In A Fresh Magazine Spread

Danica Patrick, NASCAR's Darling, Considering Appearing In A Fresh Magazine Spread

LA BREA, California - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick was having dinner with an old high school girlfriend at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner when talk got around to drag racer Courtney Force. Danica's friend, Brandy Sue Hickerhouser, told her ab...

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Funny story: Kyle Petty Insults Danica Patrick - She Responds By Saying That The Old Has-Been Can Kiss Her Seat Cushion

Kyle Petty Insults Danica Patrick - She Responds By Saying That The Old Has-Been Can Kiss Her Seat Cushion

SPARTA, Kentucky - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick says that she has pretty much heard it all so she was not surprised when Kyle Petty took some cheap shots at her. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, Kyle "The Has Been" P...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Hints That She and Fellow NASCAR Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. May Be Kaput

Danica Patrick Hints That She and Fellow NASCAR Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. May Be Kaput

ATLANTA - Danica Patrick who wrecked into boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. at the Coca Cola 600 in Concord, New Hampshire is still quite upset at the incident. Patrick speaking to Ambrose Appomattox with The Turnstile Review said that she did not ap...

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Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Apologizes For Crashing Into Her Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Apologizes For Crashing Into Her Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.

CONCORD, New Hampshire - Danica Patrick told the racing media that she is sorry about the incident at The Coca Cola 600, in which she crashed her car into the car driven by her boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. She wanted everyone to know that she is...

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Funny story: Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashley Judd flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the Indianapolis 500 Memorial Day Classic. Judd who is in the process of getting divorced from three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, 40, told a close friend t...

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Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Addresses The Derek Hough Romance Rumors

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Addresses The Derek Hough Romance Rumors

TARZANA, California - Now that Danica Patrick's divorce is finally finalized, it is no secret that the race car driver is being hit on by guys not only in the auto racing business but in every aspect of the entertainment industry as well. NASCAR e...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Asked About Her Baby Bump

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Asked About Her Baby Bump

TARZANA, California - Danica Patrick pulled into the pit stop after taking 80 practice laps at The Gary Busey International Speedway in Tarzana. She was asked by Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Dottie Bazooka about the rumors about her alleged ba...

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