George Clooney Buys Lindsay Lohan's House

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 26 April 2013

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George Clooney paid $1.9 million cash for Lindsay Lohan's Lucky LohanLand Mansion in Venice Beach.

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan put her house up on the market on Wednesday and on Friday she had it sold.

The spacious home called Lucky LohanLand was priced at $1.8 million and it was purchased by George Clooney.

According to Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight, George went ahead and paid Lohan $1.9 million.

When asked why he would pay more than the asking price he smiled and said that he has always had a bit of a crush on the little freckled faced girl and he is one of the few people who actually feels sorry for the highly troubled starlet.

Clooney was asked what his girlfriend, the stunningly sexy Stacy Keibler thought about the fact that he overpaid for Lindsay's home.

He grinned and said that Stacy is a great gal who has devoted herself totally to making him happy.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: According to Ryan Seacrest, who knows everything about everybody in Tinsel Town, George and Stacy will move into Lucky LohanLand and live there for one month, after which they will put the house on the market for $2.3 million.]

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