Man Utd to represent Holland at the next World Cup!

Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 17 August 2012

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The deadly duo, Robin & Rooney; Go Double Dutch!

After the sensational signing of Robin van Persie the Dutch Footbal Organisation called, KNVB, have requested that Manchester United represent them in the coming World Cup qualification games and if they qualify, in Brazil in two years.

The Dutch national team has fallen from grace after their dismal showing in the Euro's and the thumping given to them by their hated arch rivals, Belgium, last Wednesday!

The KNVB president feels that if the United players are issued with "Double Dutch" passports (just like this spoof) they can proudly qualify and go all the way in Brazil (nuts), especially with Robin & Rooney as their "Batman & Robin"!

Sir Alex Ferguson loves the idea or representing Holland with his beloved Man Utd and gave the following statement;"After capturing RVP from one of our main rivals, what's their name? And now being asked to represent Holland, it's been a damn good week for an OAP laddie!"

Louis van Gall, the latest Dutch trainer to fail miserably, will be appointed as the new Man Utd / Holland kitman, because losing to Belgium is just unacceptable and he didn't pick RVP either; what a "klotsack" (translation available on google translator!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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