Football Gossip & comments 25th July 2012

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Tuesday, 24 July 2012

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Fleetwood Town? Where's that then?

Transfer Window Gossip
Ferguson confirms Man United talks with wonderkid Moura.
Oscar reportedly on his way to Chelsea for £25m.
There's only a small window (about four days every July normally) that English clubs can sign players from Brazil. If they saw how much it rains on a wet and windy Tuesday in Wigan, they wouldn't join the Premier League for all the tea in China (or roubles in Russia).

Joey Barton will trian with Fleetwood Town whle QPR are on tour in Mayalasia. He has friends at the club and tweeted 'Fleetwood are a young club going places. 5 promotions already in the last few years. If I help some of their young players, great.'
Lets just hope he doesn't stub any cigars out on the young players eh...

Frank Lampard will consider joining LA Galaxy if he gets less first team chances at Chelsea
(Evening Standard)
So long and Franks for the memory...

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