Tickets for Arsenal pre-season football tour of Nigeria to be sold by email

Funny story written by radiogagger

Sunday, 15 January 2012

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As Arsenal Football Club announced they were planning to go on a pre-season tour of Nigeria, Ollyjonjo Banjo marketing manager for Arsenalticketsinnigeria.web made a separate press release saying all tickets for the tour will be sold by email. Ollyjonjo will send emails to all fans of Arsenal, in fact every man woman child and animal in England regardless of which team they support - and fans in return can send money by paypal and western union to ollyjonjos address.

HMMMMM, SOUNDS IFFY

Mr Banjo went on to explain that fans should not be worried or confused if, after making payment, they receive a second email request for money, as this is 'totally normal procedure, for admin costs, and it is definitely not a scam of any kind.'

When asked why the website was not opening, Mr Banjo said "no no no, don't be worrying about small things like the website visiting - it is under construction. Send the money anyway in reply to my email- quickly - as matches are expected to sell out very very very fastly."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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