Pop star backs Fulham plans to increase Craven Cottage capacity

Funny story written by radiogagger

Thursday, 12 January 2012

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The Cottage always has clean facilities

Pop star and erratic driver George 'Greekius' Michalos today backed plans for London football club Fulham to increase the capacity to their stadium.

"I love it. I'm always up for a bit of the cottaging. Especially on Saturday afternoon when the ground is full of men. What a great atmosphere. And when a goal is scored we all celebrate together, kissing and hugging. It's great to be one of the lads. Kudos to Mr Fayed that they are trying to fit more men - I mean supporters - into the stadium. It's what the great game is all about - bringing men - I mean people together"

The statement surprised many fans, who couldn't remember seeing him at a game. Maurice Cakebread, a lifelong follower said "I don't recall seeing him on the terraces - but there was a bloke with stubble and dark glasses that followed me into the toilets once - perhaps that was him"

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