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Funny story: Nigerian Televangelist's Penis Is "The Longest In Africa"

Nigerian Televangelist's Penis Is "The Longest In Africa"

A Nigerian televangelist operating in South Africa has told a courtroom that he has the longest penis in Africa. Timothy Osotomo, 60, is appearing before the court in Johannesburg on 90-odd counts of doing illegal sexy things, some of them with hi...

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Funny story: Nigerian traffic cops corps searching for bald female recruits!

Nigerian traffic cops corps searching for bald female recruits!

Long-haired Nigerian females need not apply for jobs in the Traffic Cops Corps, but it seems that the organisation is having desperate problems finding bald female recruits! After a public display of cutting off female dreadlocks, a senior male of...

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Funny story: Local charity hero comes to aid of Nigerian prince

Local charity hero comes to aid of Nigerian prince

WORCESTER - A local teenager is being celebrated as a charity hero after he came to the financial aid of a Nigerian prince. Thomas McArthur, 14, of Saint Dunstan's Crescent, received an email from the prince Tuesday night from the unsuspicious em...

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Funny story: Boko Haram Bites Back

Boko Haram Bites Back

In response to our exclusive piece on the Boko Haram leadership change, the old beady eyed leader Abubaker Shekau has launched a furious attack on his supposed replacement. But like most of Boko Haram's "furious attacks" it didn't really produce any...

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Funny story: Boko Haram Musical Chairs

Boko Haram Musical Chairs

Legendary ass clown terrorist group Boko Haram have a new leader and much like gynaecologists they love a good cunt. The announcement was made in the latest issue of a IS magazine which doubles up as toilet paper in most countries it's sold in. Ab...

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Funny story: Nigerian Email Scam Stopped

Nigerian Email Scam Stopped

The leading Nigerian email scammer was arrested today in the most surprising of places. Nigeria. Interpol had to tip their hat in appreciation to the local police force after not believing several tip offs about his location themselves. A Interpol...

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Funny story: Can The United States Just Say No To Ebola?

Can The United States Just Say No To Ebola?

While the United States prevents members of Al Qaeda, Taliban, ISIL, Boko Haram and Khorasan, as well as British cooking goddess Nigella Lawson, from entering the country, why can't travelers from Ebola stricken nations in West Africa - Nigeria, Sene...

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Funny story: Bundy offers militias to rescue Nigerian girls and help out in Ukraine or wherever more cowboy forces are needed

Bundy offers militias to rescue Nigerian girls and help out in Ukraine or wherever more cowboy forces are needed

Notorious for his defiance of laws requiring tax for grazing cattle on federal lands, Mr. Cliven Bundy has advanced rapidly toward leadership in world affairs. Mr. Bundy is now offering to help United States military operations in special circumst...

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Funny story: Nigerian Millionaire bemoans a lack of trust

Nigerian Millionaire bemoans a lack of trust

Nigerian business man Prince Nwadala-Al-Homonym has lambasted the British for being too sceptical. "I had thirty million American dollars that I wanted to invest in a reliable British company," said Nwadala-Al-Homonym. "I made this money quite abo...

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Funny story: Tickets for Arsenal pre-season football tour of Nigeria to be sold by email

Tickets for Arsenal pre-season football tour of Nigeria to be sold by email

As Arsenal Football Club announced they were planning to go on a pre-season tour of Nigeria, Ollyjonjo Banjo marketing manager for Arsenalticketsinnigeria.web made a separate press release saying all tickets for the tour will be sold by email. Ollyjo...

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Funny story: Revealed: Barack Hussein Obama was born in The Scammer Republic of Nigeria

Revealed: Barack Hussein Obama was born in The Scammer Republic of Nigeria

Yes it is true that Obama was not born in USA and yes it is true that his Dad was Kenyan, but Obama was born neither in USA or Kenya, Obama was in fact born in Nigeria, the country famous for scamming white people. Why was Obama born there? Obama'...

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Funny story: Nigerian E-Mail Fraud Money to Bankroll World-Class Soccer Team

Nigerian E-Mail Fraud Money to Bankroll World-Class Soccer Team

Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan has given the Nigerian National Soccer team, the Super Eagles, a reprieve and is allowing them to continue playing the sport as long as some serious changes are made to the entire team structure. Many say that ong...

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Funny story: Michael Moore becomes a Nigerian citizen

Michael Moore becomes a Nigerian citizen

Filmmaker Michael Moore, being ashamed of being white and hating America so much, has decided to move to Nigeria since he knows he will be welcome in scamming white people out of their money. The Nigerian legislature voted to grant Michael Moore a...

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Funny story: Rev. Jesse Jackson will move to Nigeria

Rev. Jesse Jackson will move to Nigeria

Reverend Jesse Jackson who is not even a real reverend, has admitted to being a con artists who plays the race card to get companies to give him lots of money, well loads of companies are onto him, planning to prosecute him if he cons any of them aga...

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Funny story: Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan Has Suspended The Entire Nigerian World Cup Team

Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan Has Suspended The Entire Nigerian World Cup Team

ABUJA, Nigeria - The president of Nigeria Goodluck Jonathan was so disappointed at the Nigerian National Team's performance in the South African World Cup Finals that he has suspended every single player for two years. President Jonathan said that...

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Funny story: Nigeria out of World Cup

Nigeria out of World Cup

In emerging news, the Nigerian football team, playing at the 19th FIFA World Cup in South Afria, have been disqualified from the tournament because their captain tried to bribe FIFA officials in an endeavour to influence the results of their group ga...

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Funny story: Nigeria ex-governor James Ibori 'freed on condition he will serve as Chancellor of the Exchequer'

Nigeria ex-governor James Ibori 'freed on condition he will serve as Chancellor of the Exchequer'

Nigerian political powerbroker James Ibori has reportedly been freed on bail in Dubai, where he was arrested on corruption charges, pending his acceptance of a position in the new British coalition Cabinet: Chancellor of the Exchequer. The former...

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