Mercury in the body causes homosexuality (well at least in birds it does)!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

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Mercury fed "gay" pink feathered ostriches also prove the point!

Over-doses of mercury found in birds (as in feathered kind) are turning them into homosexuals!

A survey was made amongst a flock of White Ibises (pretty gay anyway) in Florida and their gay behaviour was caused by large amounts of mercury found in their bodies, the scientists discovered.

Now the question is: How does mercury effect human sexual behaviour and could overdoses of mercury change matcho, hunky, hairy males into handbag swinging gays?

Well one particular male with Mercury connections was Queen singer, Freddy "Mercury", proof of the pudding?

As for the rising amount of males preferring partners of the same gender living in the backdrops of chemical factories, raffineries, steelworks, etc, normally renowned for their "matchoness", well could mercury be the cause?

Jaggedone one sent his mercurial CIA (cockroach infiltration army) reporter, Sebastian Bumsup-Mercury (no relation) to a local steelworks in Sheffield to find out, here his report:

"Yes ducky I love mercurial men and I hate those slutty, non-mercurial, female office slags, give me a dose of Freddy any day," said one 7 foot tall giant, hairy, bearded, hunky steelworker leaving the local steelworks, dressed in a pink mini-skirt and stilletos after having a shower with the lads?

There you have it, mercury is to blame!

Tip from Jaggedone for all "straights" who want to remain that way, stop eating fish, game and White Ibis's, there full of the stuff!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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