Written by Gay Larry

Friday, 12 November 2010

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Negro children wait patiently for their turn to touch Larry's tool

A gay man in the US has been criticised for allowing children in his neighbourhood to come to his garage and touch his tool.

Larry Sabu, 20, of Las Cruces in New Mexico, invited children as young as 4 years old to his 'workshop' in the town to run their fingers up the shaft of his striking power drill, and to 'turn it on'.

One local resident told of how he had heard "whoops of delight" coming from inside the garage, followed by howls of laughter and other obvious signs of pleasure and enjoyment.

The unnamed man said "He's always having the kids over to look at his tool. By all accounts, it's enormous, but I wouldn't know about that. I've never seen it. Honest."

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