9 out of 10 Adults don't give a fcuk

Funny story written by Chamone

Friday, 3 July 2009

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The smelly fuckers don't care

A survey into the effects of Global Warming have shown that almost 90% of those questioned don't give a fuck about it.

Of that total, nearly 40% told the interviewers to "fuck off" while a further 5% said they didn't think it was getting 'bloody warm enough'.

Ecologists have reacted with slight shock at the findings but have had to admit that they actually don't give much of a fuck about Global warming either.

One eco-warrior said he just likes climbing trees and that if the World heated up a bit then he "wasn't that arsed about it to be honest" - in fact, he said, the warmer weather would allow him to pursue his love of climbing trees all the more during sunny days.

The survey showed that most people were bored of having to separate all the rubbish in their bins and just wanted to go back to the old way if dumping the crap over their neighbour's wall.

One woman said she quit using CFC's during the whole Ozone Layer publicity and all that happened was that her hair ended up looking shit for the past decade.

"I used to have a beehive hairdo that was over 4 feet tall but ever since they banned CFC's I've gone around looking like I have a drowned menopausal rat on my head!".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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