Written by Bureau

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

image for Doctor's Say Eaten Chicken Nugget Undergoes Very Little Change
"Sorry Girls, My Nuggets Have Gone Missing!"

According to a Dr. Perford Fong at MYN University in Rockport, Illinois, the common chicken nugget passes though a person's body with very little change.

"After entering through the mouth, past the flapping tongue and going into the esophagus, the average chicken nugget begins it's long journey, sometimes as long as three weeks depending if one has a redundant colon, through the human body.

Once in the stomach's bile, the nugget will actually release up to two percent of it's matter in the form of solid fat.

Eventually the chicken nugget will reach the colon and as it passes through the ass area, deposit another three percent, once again as solid fat to that area."

After Dr. Fong's speech with power points and a thirty minute film of showing what actually happened, at least three news reporters rushed out of the room, not to report the news, but to gag up some chicken nuggets.

Next, Dr. Brinda Brinda from Pago Pago gave another thirty minute speech that basically concluded that the chicken nugget that you finally crap is still almost 95% of the chicken nugget you ate, two weeks before.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Global Warming




Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
38 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more