North Korea opens its non-existent nuclear shitholes to global tourists!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Friday, 29 May 2009

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North Korean global tourists parading their (non) leakproof radioactive protective ancient suits!

Package holidays to all the shitholes on the planet are becoming so popular that even North Korea are offering all-in trips to their nuclear power bases and other archaic nuclear areas.

As the rest of the world know, they are all forbidden, but the North Korean leader Kim Jong 11 has told the rest of the world to FUCK OFF and insists on pursuing his ancient nuclear programmes and just showing off.

Package holidays are now on offer to visit the glowing, radio active sights and tourists have been warned that Tschernobyl is like the fucking Bahamas compared to KIM's favourite playing grounds.

The tours are efficiently organised, at P(y)ongyang airport arriving tourists will be jackbooted off in archaic ex-nazi Deutz trucks to their 5***** luxury, radio active hotels on sight.

Sightseeing trips into their ancient, leaking power stations, nuclear bomb building sites and rocket launching pads are all part of the holiday packages.

Ex- Russian radioactive protective suits from 1947 will be on offer for rent at $US 500,00 a hit (without guarantees of being leakproof). After the sightseeing trips tourists will then be blindfolded and lead to the secret rocket launching pads for a first hand view of KIM's favourite toys. Ancient Russian rockets with missile heads found rotting in the desert after the Iran/Iraq war and
then sold on to KIM and his Jackboot army by bent Russian weapon dealers for 20 million roubles a head (fuck me what a deal!).

If the tourists are lucky they will experience a real life launch, which actually never takes place according to the North Korean propaganda machine!

To end the superb holidays, tourists can participate in a goose - march parade with thousands of North Korean, jackbooted troops marching past their honourable leader and are even allowed to raise their right arms and scream Sieg Heil to Kim.

Millions of applications for the package hols have been engulfing the North Korean tourist authorities and interviewed applicants when asked why they wanted to visit the North Korean nuclear shitholes replied, "I've been to fucking dead Tschnernobyl man, now I want the real live kick, and fuck it if I end up being nuclear contaminated, this is the real shit!!!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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