Shithole, New JoiseyThom Crapper, 42, the former superintendent of a New Joisey Skool District, took a leave of flatulence—uh, absence—after he was identified as the “mystery pooper” who left “deposits” on a rival high school's track. “I couldn't hel...
FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - According to recent research studies it appears that the once proud profession of laxative testers has gone the way of stagecoach drivers. The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just released a year-long study which shows t...
LOS ANGELES - British celebrity Russell Brand and his girlfriend Katy Perry were making their way through LAX Airport when Brand was stopped by airport security. The officer, identified as Darby P. Nixhauser, III, told Brand that according to his...
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and her staff spent the day in the bathroom Friday as Montezuma's Revenge hit with full force. A plate of laxative laced cupcakes delivered by an "anonymous fan" had the Congresswoman and office workers "on the runs...
German scientists have developed a new strain of their popular super strength laxative. Working at their top secret WASP laboratories they have improved their maximum strength x10. Dietar Von Scheiste, the scientist in charge said "We got the idea...
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