The National Aeronautics and Space Administration has broken new ripples in the icy pond of the waters around Antartica. NASA spokesperson, Yetta Nother-D'saster announced the successful submersion of a satellite designed to study global warming:
"What better place to strategically if accidentally place the GWB. At first we thought that space might be the best place to monitor the rising CO2 gases that are overheating planet earth but when the satellite, affectionately nicknamed Global Warming Bush decided to nosedive in the Antartic seas we realized that it could be like a thermometer up the veruitable ass of planet earth tracking changing temps and spying on penguin mating habits"
When asked what was NASA's interest in Penguin sex practices, Yetta explained that that subject was top secret:" You'd have to go to Foggy Bottom and Secretary of State Clinton's special agent Bill to get the answer to that question!"
