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Funny story: President Putin Tells The Swiss Government That He Has Melted Their Submarine The Chocolate Wave

President Putin Tells The Swiss Government That He Has Melted Their Submarine The Chocolate Wave

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Putin texted the leader of Switzerland, Ignacio Cassis and told him that Russian welders had melted the captured submarine, The Chocolate Wave. Cassis texted him back telling him that he was extremely angry, as t…

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Funny story: Putin is Reporting That His Navy Has Captured The Swiss Submarine "The Chocolate Wave"

Putin is Reporting That His Navy Has Captured The Swiss Submarine "The Chocolate Wave"

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has noted that Putin is as happy as a whore at an Oregon lumberjack camp, after hearing that his communist navy has captured Switzerland's lone submarine, "The SS Chocolate Wave." The tiny Swiss sub carri…

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Funny story: A Japanese 2-Man Sub Sneaks Into The Panama Canal Undetected

A Japanese 2-Man Sub Sneaks Into The Panama Canal Undetected

PANAMA CITY, Panama – (Satire News) – Panama’s national news agency has just revealed that surveillance video showed that a 2-man Japanese submarine managed to somehow sneak into the Panama Canal undected . A representative for the Panamanian gover…

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Funny story: The US Navy Approves Naming The Newest Most Powerful Polaris Submarine After The Nation’s First Lady

The US Navy Approves Naming The Newest Most Powerful Polaris Submarine After The Nation’s First Lady

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – (Satire News) – The Department of the Navy has just issued permission to have the latest, state-of-the-art Polaris submarine named after the president’s wife. Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel stated that the newest…

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Funny story: The Bermuda Triangle Has Just Swallowed Up a Costa Rican Aircraft Carrier

The Bermuda Triangle Has Just Swallowed Up a Costa Rican Aircraft Carrier

THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE – (Satire News) – The Miami Globe Gazette has just reported that a Costa Rican aircraft carrier is missing and is believed to have been swallowed up by the infamous Bermuda Triangle. The Globe Gazette stated that the Costa Ric…

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Funny story: Guatemala Finally Finds a Buyer For Their Destroyer and Their Submarine

Guatemala Finally Finds a Buyer For Their Destroyer and Their Submarine

GUATEMALA CITY – (Satire News) - President Alejandro Giammattei is happy to announce that he has finally found a buyer for the destroyer and the submarine that Guatemala had put on the market a few months ago. He said that, since the nation is in…

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Funny story: Border Patrol Agents Sink a Canadian Submarine Trying To Smuggle Pot into the USA

Border Patrol Agents Sink a Canadian Submarine Trying To Smuggle Pot into the USA

DETROIT – Members of the United States Border Patrol report that they have sunk a submarine, in Lake Erie, that was carrying 265 pounds of marijuana. Agent Charlize Buckbush, 29, stated that the strain of marijuana, known as Montreal Moronic, is o...

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Funny story: Guatemala Facing a Serious Financial Crisis is Having to Sell Their Two Naval Vessels

Guatemala Facing a Serious Financial Crisis is Having to Sell Their Two Naval Vessels

GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala – The president of Guatemala has just informed the citizens of Gua-Gua, as the country is affectionately called by the other Central American countries, that the nation has run out of money. President Alejandro "Guacamole...

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Funny story: Nuclear submarine surfaces to clear plastic waste from periscope

Nuclear submarine surfaces to clear plastic waste from periscope

Secrecy surrounding the location of the UK’s nuclear deterrent was severely compromised on Monday afternoon when HMS Victorious unexpectedly surfaced a mile off Clacton-on-Sea. Crew members were seen by holidaymakers clambering along the hull of t...

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Funny story: Man Watched 'Das Boot', And Felt As If He Were Suffocating

Man Watched 'Das Boot', And Felt As If He Were Suffocating

A man who watched a movie about a World War II submarine and its crew, has revealed how he started to feel claustraphobic, and had trouble breathing, at certain points in the film. Moys Kenwood, 55, purchased a 2-DVD copy of Wolfgang Petersen's cl...

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Funny story: Mossad testing hybrid electric eels as detonators

Mossad testing hybrid electric eels as detonators

Gulf of Suez - A colony of 100,000 part-robotic Electromorphus electricus electric eels has been unleashed by the Israeli secret service into the murky waters off Sharm el-Sheikh following sightings of an Iranian nuclear sub. Reports claim the mi...

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Funny story: Russian submarine spotted off the Duchess of Cornwall

Russian submarine spotted off the Duchess of Cornwall

International Waters, The Lizard - A rogue submatine thought to be under the command of Captain Marko Ramius has been sighted off Camilla's private quarters a royal protection racket source said today. The Red Oktober, a Yeltsin-class submersible...

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Funny story: Sweden intel utilizes full resources on mystery submarine with spectators, waders, and bottom chasers

Sweden intel utilizes full resources on mystery submarine with spectators, waders, and bottom chasers

Sweden's hunt for its mystery submarine turned virulent today with reports the mini-submarine may have been an experimental fish launched from an Iceland or Denmark laboratory. This fish is an underwater midget marine laboratory for examining sea...

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Funny story: Swedish 'Hunt For Red October' finds Russian oligarch's capsized sub

Swedish 'Hunt For Red October' finds Russian oligarch's capsized sub

Stockholm - A bit of Cold War submersible kit found adrift off Stockholm Archipelago's murky waters may be the remains of an emergency sub that fell off Roman Abramovich's superyacht Dun Frackin a Swedish Coast Guard spokesman said today. The str...

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Fascinated by Beatles

North Korean Leader Fascinated by Beatles

Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has been mostly a mystery to western journalists since he took power after the death of his eccentric despotic dad, Kim Jong Il. However new revelations about young Kim will help political...

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Funny story: British submarine collides with MH370

British submarine collides with MH370

HMS Tireless, a Trafalgar-class nuclear submarine, was recently despatched to the Indian ocean to help in the search for the lost Malaysian aircraft, MH370. The Royal Navy has a proud history of 'finding' submerged objects such as other submarines an...

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Funny story: Submarine searching for MH370 attacked by the Kracken

Submarine searching for MH370 attacked by the Kracken

What has been one of the most difficult search and rescue missions in aviation history has just gotten harder. Officials aboard Australian Vessel, "Ocean Shield" confirmed that the unmanned submarine conducting a search for the plane has gone mis...

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