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Funny story: Nuclear submarine surfaces to clear plastic waste from periscope

Nuclear submarine surfaces to clear plastic waste from periscope

Secrecy surrounding the location of the UK’s nuclear deterrent was severely compromised on Monday afternoon when HMS Victorious unexpectedly surfaced a mile off Clacton-on-Sea. Crew members were seen by holidaymakers clambering along the hull of t...

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Funny story: Man Watched 'Das Boot', And Felt As If He Were Suffocating

Man Watched 'Das Boot', And Felt As If He Were Suffocating

A man who watched a movie about a World War II submarine and its crew, has revealed how he started to feel claustraphobic, and had trouble breathing, at certain points in the film. Moys Kenwood, 55, purchased a 2-DVD copy of Wolfgang Petersen's cl...

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Funny story: Mossad testing hybrid electric eels as detonators

Mossad testing hybrid electric eels as detonators

Gulf of Suez - A colony of 100,000 part-robotic Electromorphus electricus electric eels has been unleashed by the Israeli secret service into the murky waters off Sharm el-Sheikh following sightings of an Iranian nuclear sub. Reports claim the mi...

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Funny story: Russian submarine spotted off the Duchess of Cornwall

Russian submarine spotted off the Duchess of Cornwall

International Waters, The Lizard - A rogue submatine thought to be under the command of Captain Marko Ramius has been sighted off Camilla's private quarters a royal protection racket source said today. The Red Oktober, a Yeltsin-class submersible...

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Funny story: Sweden intel utilizes full resources on mystery submarine with spectators, waders, and bottom chasers

Sweden intel utilizes full resources on mystery submarine with spectators, waders, and bottom chasers

Sweden's hunt for its mystery submarine turned virulent today with reports the mini-submarine may have been an experimental fish launched from an Iceland or Denmark laboratory. This fish is an underwater midget marine laboratory for examining sea...

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Funny story: Swedish 'Hunt For Red October' finds Russian oligarch's capsized sub

Swedish 'Hunt For Red October' finds Russian oligarch's capsized sub

Stockholm - A bit of Cold War submersible kit found adrift off Stockholm Archipelago's murky waters may be the remains of an emergency sub that fell off Roman Abramovich's superyacht Dun Frackin a Swedish Coast Guard spokesman said today. The str...

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Fascinated by Beatles

North Korean Leader Fascinated by Beatles

Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has been mostly a mystery to western journalists since he took power after the death of his eccentric despotic dad, Kim Jong Il. However new revelations about young Kim will help political...

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Funny story: British submarine collides with MH370

British submarine collides with MH370

HMS Tireless, a Trafalgar-class nuclear submarine, was recently despatched to the Indian ocean to help in the search for the lost Malaysian aircraft, MH370. The Royal Navy has a proud history of 'finding' submerged objects such as other submarines an...

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Funny story: Submarine searching for MH370 attacked by the Kracken

Submarine searching for MH370 attacked by the Kracken

What has been one of the most difficult search and rescue missions in aviation history has just gotten harder. Officials aboard Australian Vessel, "Ocean Shield" confirmed that the unmanned submarine conducting a search for the plane has gone mis...

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Funny story: Russia Captures A Ukrainian Submarine, 3 Canoes, and 5 Bicycles

Russia Captures A Ukrainian Submarine, 3 Canoes, and 5 Bicycles

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich, reports that the Russian military has just announced some military news regarding the Ukraine. Reports are that the Russian Navy has just captured a Ukrainian submarine and 3 canoes and the Russia...

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Funny story: Legendary Russian Navy captain tracks Unidentified Submersible Object lurking in the Bosphorus

Legendary Russian Navy captain tracks Unidentified Submersible Object lurking in the Bosphorus

Sochi, Black Sea - President Vladimir Putin has appointed veteran Russian Navy submariner Marko Ramius, former captain of the Typhoon-class nuclear submarine Red October, to lead a hunt-and-destroy mission in the famous Strait connecting the Black S...

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Funny story: Portugal Has Developed A Two-Man Submarine That Can Travel From Lisbon, Portugal To New York City In 2 Hours

Portugal Has Developed A Two-Man Submarine That Can Travel From Lisbon, Portugal To New York City In 2 Hours

LISBON, Portugal - The Portuguese government has informed the scientific world that it has just developed a state-of-the-art submarine. The submarine dubbed El Submarino Fantastico (The Fantastic Submarine) is capable of traveling from the Portugu...

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Funny story: Mossad joins Indian NCIS probe into Mumbai submarine blast

Mossad joins Indian NCIS probe into Mumbai submarine blast

Mumbai - Banned on Vladimir Putin's orders from meddling - uh...contributing! - in an investigation into the sudden, unexplained destruction of Russia's flagship submarine the Kursk in August 2000 Mossad's forensic naval intelligence team has arrived...

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Funny story: Fireworks as Trident 'third way' launched

Fireworks as Trident 'third way' launched

In a surprise announcement this morning the Treasury Secretary, Danny Alexander, has disclosed a 'third option' for the austerity Trident programme. Rather than cutting the committed contracts for the boats themselves, the government will keep 3 out...

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Funny story: Another blow for the Spanish Armada

Another blow for the Spanish Armada

Spain - Last week Spain's King Juan Carlos spoke about a horrid sinking feeling he'd had after being persuaded to return the keys of his beloved taxpayer-funded £18 million floating gin palace Fortuna. Today another blow befell the mighty House o...

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Funny story: The Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast

The Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast

SEA OF JAPAN - The world's most powerful nuclear submarines, The USS Great White Shark is so sophisticatedly advanced that its electronic guidance system has the capability of seeing a freckle on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's Adam's apple. Rep...

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Funny story: Submarine With 17 Illegal Aliens Captured Near Catalina Island

Submarine With 17 Illegal Aliens Captured Near Catalina Island

LONG BEACH, California - The United States Coast Guard has just issued a statement that they have captured a submarine from Mexico. Captain Chauncey S. Shoomheimer informed the news media that the submarine was 49 feet in length and was being oper...

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