In the post Nuclear era when only North Korea and Iran are neck to neck in a new atomic arms race, no one expected that ancient rivals France and England would be bumping uglies beneath the seven seas. But so it goes as a thermonuclear submarine from the British navy came into close contact with a French Bathosphere's backend.
Rear Admiral Nellie Fuxenfrogs of the RBN said that he was just cruising along at top speed when he felt quite a big bump:
"I've penetrated a big rump or two in my many naval days but this somehow seemed different. We went about our merry gay way and only discovered the damage back in port."
French Bathosphere Pilot PeeWee Pewhee described the close encounter in a more romantic way:
"Ah ave bean snuggleded and spooneded many tie-mez under the deep blue sea but ah wheel neva foget this rearend rendevous...oooh la la! C'est, c'est bon! Magnifique!"
