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McCain Talks Tough on Hurricanes

Funny story: McCain Talks Tough on Hurricanes

Republican presidential candidate John McCain says he will "seek and destroy any hurricane that poses a threat to America." Democratic nominee Barack Obama was also questioned about his stance on hurricane issues during the recent "Weather Values For...

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Gustav Expected to Peter Out in Biden's Hair

Funny story: Gustav Expected to Peter Out in Biden's Hair

Houston - The remnants of Hurricane Gustav are forecast to dissipate tomorrow once it crosses the northern part of Texas and reaches Senator Biden's hair. The National Hurricane Committee continues to urge residents to remain indoors until Gustav rea...

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Hurricane Gustav Fails To Deliver Hurricane Season To Global Stage

Funny story: Hurricane Gustav Fails To Deliver Hurricane Season To Global Stage

High anticipation turns to bitterness as much-hyped Hurricane Gustav crawls ashore New Orleans an anemic category 3, leading many to write off this year's hurricane season. "All of us in the sporting world had high anticipation for Gustav," said R...

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Gustav was secret MI5 codename for Al-Qaeda/Mossad double agent J K Rowling

Funny story: Gustav was secret MI5 codename for Al-Qaeda/Mossad double agent J K Rowling

London - (Ass mess): Whitehall mandarins are said to be rattled-as-hell after a newpaper revealed that Gustav - the eponymous (sic) Caribbean storm - is MI5's secret codename for Al-QaEda/Mossad double agent, a.k.a J K Rowling. The Scottish childr...

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Jerry Lewis Telethon Allowed to Spill Over to RNC!

Funny story: Jerry Lewis Telethon Allowed to Spill Over to RNC!

The multiple sob stories that demean Persons with Cerebral Palsy by Jerry Lewis' interminable Belabored Weekend Telethon has been allowed this year to spill over into the Republican National Convention. Hurricane Gustav and the impending doom of N...

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Media to sue Hurricane Gustav

Funny story: Media to sue Hurricane Gustav

The US media has taken the unprecedented step of launching legal action against Hurricane Gustav. In the run-up to Gustav's impact on America's gulf coast, the media frenzy knew no-bounds, as Gustav was expected to devastate New Orleans once again...

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Gustav Spares NOLA! Oh No! Now Republicans have to Present Ideas and Policies!

Funny story: Gustav Spares NOLA! Oh No! Now Republicans have to Present Ideas and Policies!

Symbol rich and idea poor, the Republican party has the war time POW, the unHillary and they thought they had the distraction from hell to disguise the fact that they are clean out of ideas and policy proposals. Imagine our good luck, they told TheSp...

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Gustav Flies Up Mississippi to St Paul! God Hates McCain! Or Does She?

Funny story: Gustav Flies Up Mississippi to St Paul! God Hates McCain! Or Does She?

The Republican Convention has been completely derailed by hurricane Obama, er, I mean, Gustav! If there was any doubt where divine favor lay after the miraculously flawless Democratic convention in Denver, that debate is now over. As Republican d...

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Hurricane Gustav loses hype as it hits land

Funny story: Hurricane Gustav loses hype as it hits land

TV news stations across the US have been left devastated by the effects of Hurricane Gustav as it singularly failed to destroy New Orleans. "We are gutted" said Fox 'journalist' Adolf McCane "We had cameras focusing on the levees, we had helicopte...

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New Orleans UFO caused Katrina, Gustav says Pentagon hacker McKinnon

Funny story: New Orleans UFO caused Katrina, Gustav says Pentagon hacker McKinnon

New Orleans - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon says he has conclusive evidence that the Pentagon covered up rogue UFO activity which caused Hurricanes Katrina and Gustav. In a lawyers' statement issued today McKinnon said four out-of-...

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Bush and Cheney Run from Storm; Would Rather Face Gustav!

Funny story: Bush and Cheney Run from Storm; Would Rather Face Gustav!

US worst president ever, George W Bush and his untrustworthy mentor and sidekick, Dick "Face Shooter" Cheney are in full retreat from the humiliating storm of criticism that was about to engulf them at the Republican Convention in the Twin Cities.

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New Orleans Looting Latest

Funny story: New Orleans Looting Latest

New Orleans residents evacuating the city today to escape Hurricane Gustav are being strongly advised to take all their valuables with them, and to secure everything they can't, because the police cannot guarantee properties will not have been looted...

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