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Pentagon hacker's mother demands official Presidential pardon 'and grovelling apology'

Funny story: Pentagon hacker's mother demands official Presidential pardon 'and grovelling apology'

Washington - There is growing disgust at the Pentagon this weekend after the mother of a Brit computer hacker who caused millions of dollars of damage to US military computer systems demanded an official pardon from President Obama 'and a grovelling...

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Westminster in panic as Home Secretary revealed to be HUMAN

Funny story: Westminster in panic as Home Secretary revealed to be HUMAN

Westminster entered its deepest hour of crisis today as the Home Secretary revealed herself to be HUMAN. Her mask slipped at around half-past eleven this morning when she overruled the advice of her securocrats to free Gary McKinnon, a Scottish ma...

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MPs' Outrage at McKinnon Verdict

Funny story: MPs' Outrage at McKinnon Verdict

British computer hacker Gary McKinnon will not be extradited to the US, Home Secretary Theresa May announced in the House of Commons today. Her decision was greeted by cat calls and expressions of disgust from the opposition benches. Mr McKinnon...

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Pentagon blames 'tit-for-tat' response in Gary McKinnon extradition refusal

Funny story: Pentagon blames 'tit-for-tat' response in Gary McKinnon extradition refusal

Arlington, Va - Defense Department lawyers have described today's decision by UK Home Secretary Theresa May as a 'tit-for-tat knee-jerk response' to a 1998 US Justice Department failure to extradite a bent UK judge 'who was too depressed to face tria...

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Benedict Cumberbatch schmoozed to play Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon

Funny story: Benedict Cumberbatch schmoozed to play Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon

London - Studio bosses are desperate to secure the services of the Sherlock star whose uncanny facial resemblance makes him a dead ringer for Gary McKinnon. Benedict Cumberbatch is being headhunted to play the controversial Pentagon hacker in a ne...

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'Wannabe Gary McKinnon' busted in Lulzsec hack probe

Funny story: 'Wannabe Gary McKinnon' busted in Lulzsec hack probe

Wickford, Essex - Ryan Cleary, a 19 year old IT buff, 'was just tracking aliens in the IMF' when cops pounced early this morning. Officers from the Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency seized tin foil hats and laptops in the Essex raid followin...

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Disbelief as Yorkshireman 'Puts Good Book Down' before finishing it!

Funny story: Disbelief as Yorkshireman 'Puts Good Book Down' before finishing it!

Leeds: Shock, horror and disbelief as local Leeds Man Puts Good Book Down in Library. There is a saying in literary circles, that if you put a good book down before finishing it, 'Then yer a bastard"!! Unfortunately for one man, the act of putting...

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Julian Assange is a scapegoat 'just like Gary McKinnon' court is told

Funny story: Julian Assange is a scapegoat 'just like Gary McKinnon' court is told

London - (AssAnge Mess): The Belmarsh Magistrates Court extradition hearing is having none of it, of course. Attempts to exonerate cyber-snooper Julian Assange by likening his plight to Gary McKinnon's were met with cries of 'Gordon Bennett!' and...

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Chinese 'spy-in-the-sky satellite' deleted UFO Haiti footage says Pentagon hacker McKinnon

Funny story: Chinese 'spy-in-the-sky satellite' deleted UFO Haiti footage says Pentagon hacker McKinnon

London - (X-Files): Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon says he has evidence that Chinese military espionage is responsible for deleting footage of UFOs amassing above Port-Au-Prince shortly before last week's apocalyptic earthquake. Attorneys close to...

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Gary McKinnon handed over to the US

Funny story: Gary McKinnon handed over to the US

(Defecated News) In what can only be described as 'shocking', serial hacker and spastic Gary McKinnon was apprehended by British special forces last night and, (as any bitch would do), Gordon Brown handed him over to Uncle Sam. For months, the fu...

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Pentagon hacker: US spooks hiding what happened to Maddie

Funny story: Pentagon hacker: US spooks hiding what happened to Maddie

London - (Daft-as-a-Brush): Secret European listening posts in George W Bush's warrantless wiretap program may be hiding something. That's Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon's best bet as thousands of hours of taped phone calls were locked down in a t...

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Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon threatens to name other alien/human double agents!

Funny story: Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon threatens to name other alien/human double agents!

London - (X-Files): McKinnon's Sasha and Malia Obama's deep space conception somewhere in a massive black hole in the Crabs Nebula video is a case in point. And this week the Pentagon hacker vowed to break his silence about other ET/human hybrids...

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NASA spy Stewart David Nozette grasses up Stephen Hawking as Pentagon hacker McKinnon's father

Funny story: NASA spy Stewart David Nozette grasses up Stephen Hawking as Pentagon hacker McKinnon's father

Washington - (Dark Side of the Moonies): Latest FBI espionage scalp Stewart David Nozette is to enter a plea bargain naming fellow conspirator Gary McKinnon as Stephen Hawking's firstborn bastard son. The Pentagon hacker's DNA was discovered on an...

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Pentagon hacker's tweets lead to arrest of NASA astrophysicist and Hadron Collider boffin

Funny story: Pentagon hacker's tweets lead to arrest of NASA astrophysicist and Hadron Collider boffin

Washington - (The Third Man, Twice Removed): Today's arrest of top NASA astrophysicist Stewart David Nozette has been linked to the FBI's bugging of Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon according to a Georgetown rap sheet. Nozette, 52, was busted after p...

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UFO Computer Hacker Gary McKinnon to Receieve U.S. Medal of Freedom

Funny story: UFO Computer Hacker Gary McKinnon to Receieve U.S. Medal of Freedom

The United States government did a complete about face today announcing that computer hacker Gary McKinnon performed a great service for the country and will be honored with the U.S. highest honor, the Medal of Freedom, rather than imprisoned. Sou...

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Pentagon hacker McKinnon vindicated as NASA moon smash rocket targets massive UFO bunker

Funny story: Pentagon hacker McKinnon vindicated as NASA moon smash rocket targets massive UFO bunker

Sea of Tranquility - (Lunacy): Tinfoilhatters campaigning for Pentagon computer hacker Gary McKinnon are over the moon. His extraordinary claims about a massive lunar UFO bunker located in the Cabeus crater region of the Moon's South Pole are abou...

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Shuttle Discovery hijacked as Mckinnon takes revenge on NASA

Funny story: Shuttle Discovery hijacked as Mckinnon takes revenge on NASA

Facing extradition to the USA, Gary Mckinnon took revenge on his ensuing captors, by hacking into NASA computers & hijacking the Shuttle Discovery & forcing it to land in shitty Scotland. The Shuttle had planned to Dock with the Internatio...

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Gary "Hacker" McKinnon fears for his butt hole as exradition looms nearer!

Funny story: Gary "Hacker" McKinnon fears for his butt hole as exradition looms nearer!

Deranged Gary "The Hacker" McKinnon has pleaded to the British high court to change their sentence, accept the fact that he is a fucking Loony and let him go to jail in the UK. Hacker (soon to be new "San Quentin Bitch") Gary is so frightened of a...

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