Written by THE MUSIC MAN

Thursday, 19 July 2007

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Good-Bye Ol' Friend

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Mexican Food Giant Taco Bell has made several menu changes lately, in the intrest of health. The changes are part of a healthier Taco Bell.

CEO Sam Yam, told us, "Fast food has been given an image. An image of fat unhappy unhealthy customers. This is simply untrue. Sure in the past our food may have had low health standards, but that was before we knew butter, cooking oil, and grease were bad for one's health."

Taco Bell has decided it simply must remove all tacos from its menu.

We were unable to contact Taco Bell owner Kerry N. Burger. However, her maid told us that she has been pre-occupied with health. Resulting in an addiction to Richard Simmons, Weight Watchers, Slim-Fast and The Jolly Green Giant.

The chain also altered their slogan, from 'think outside the bun,' to 'Think about that fat, hun.'


-THE MUSICMAN-

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