Desperate to be a housewife opens taco stand

Written by ChillerBaggins

Sunday, 8 July 2007

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Eva's "celebrity" $150 fajita

LOS ANGELES (Calf.) -- Desperate to be a housewife (and now a done deal) Eva Longoria, is opening her very own celebrity taco stand in LA.

Eva is consulting with Martha Stewart on the best Mexican grub Martha gulped down when in the slammer for hiding 4 $billion tax free under her lounge room designer rug.

"I'm also getting celebrity chef Too English to cook up some traditional tex-mex recipes, but at the higher end of the stand," Eva said "Too is one Hot little Englishman!"

New hubby-bubby Tony Parker is expected to tie on a cute apron and help dish out the perfect chili relleno.

Not only is Eva a super successful TV Desperate Housewife and model, the girl apparently also has time to cook.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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