Boston, MA - A ten-minute long Harvard study concluded yesterday that calling bikers "sissies" was a quick way to get oneself murdered.
Harvard spokesman Les Intelligence addressed a gathering of the press, saying, "Amazingly, it was found that a single utterance of the word 'sissy' aimed even in the general direction of bikers was 99% likely to lead to a fantasic beatdown, and 70% likely to result in a dirt-nap. These findings were, to say the least, remarkable."
Local Hells' Angels Spokeswoman and self proclaimed "biker slut" Anne Phetamine also addressed the press, saying, "You guys are the dumbest smart people I've ever seen."
