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Funny story: Porn Film Producer killed by Porn star, wielding sword

Porn Film Producer killed by Porn star, wielding sword

A porn film production worker met his fate at the end of a sword, wielded by porn actor, Stephen Hill. Stephen Hill met his fate with cameras rolling. Hill will not be receiving any royalties from his final 'movie'. He leapt to his death after...

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Funny story: Morse Killed - Killer Goes Free

Morse Killed - Killer Goes Free

Consternation reigned at TheSpoof.com as the news came in that Morse had been killed. Satirists the world over slumped into chairs in stunned disbelief that a much loved and highly respected fellow satirist should have met such an untimely demise.

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Funny story: Simmonds: "Jafargholi has killed his career"

Simmonds: "Jafargholi has killed his career"

Kiss frontman, Gene Simmonds has said that Shaheen Jafargholi has killed any chances he may have had of a career by admitting to being half-Iranian. Outspoken Simmonds, who has repeated more times than a cucumber and pepper salad that he believes...

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Funny story: Effective Methods of Getting Yourself Killed

Effective Methods of Getting Yourself Killed

Okay, here are some ways by which, I think, you can attain an easy death[*]. It depends on where you live, so I'll post it in a viewer-friendly format.

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Funny story: Calling Bikers "Sissies" Quick Way to Get Killed, Study Finds

Calling Bikers "Sissies" Quick Way to Get Killed, Study Finds

Boston, MA - A ten-minute long Harvard study concluded yesterday that calling bikers "sissies" was a quick way to get oneself murdered.

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Funny story: Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

TOMBSTONE, NETHERVOID--(NECRO PRESS) "After being on the job, what looks like...Forever! I decided to take a break from all the doom & gloom and step out among the living to smell the flowers" says our even...

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Funny story: Dam Sad, Shrub, and the Neighborhood

Dam Sad, Shrub, and the Neighborhood

Dam Sad, alias Whoosane, returned home. He’s the same guy who killed and injured several neighbors a few years ago in an insane fit of rage. The D.A. at the time, Pappy Shrub, arrested Dam Sad. But Pappy cut a deal because Whoosane threatened to expose some shady business transactions with Pappy and his buddies. Under the plea bargain agreement, Whoosane could live at home, but under close...

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Funny story: People kill people in people-killing rampage

People kill people in people-killing rampage

World, Wednesday - In a shock development which has left law and order forces all over the world in turmoil, it was revealed today that some people killed some other people and then didn't own up to it.

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