Extraterrestrial Aliens Cross Border

Funny story written by Sal Manella

Saturday, 26 May 2007

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Under cover of darkness, a migrant worker from the planet Vektar crosses the U.S. Mexican border near San Diego

In recent years there have been fewer sightings of unidentified flying objects, or UFOs in the United States. Just the opposite is true in Mexico, where there has been a phenomenal increase in UFO sightings over the past twenty years. A current member of the U.S. Border Patrol, speaking on condition of the strictest anonymity, explains.

I will call the agent with whom I spoke, "Bob." I traveled via dune buggy to a remote region of the Arizona desert to interview Bob. What he told me was shocking, indeed.

Apparently, many of the migrant workers who cross the porous U.S./Mexico border are really alien. Bob said that when publicity regarding UFOs became too great in the United States, these aliens, most of whom are unskilled laborers from the planet Vektar, which is some 5 trillion light years from earth, began arriving in Mexico and entering the U.S. with Mexican nationals. Intergalactic smugglers, known as space coyotes transport the aliens from Vektar to Mexico.

President Bush announced that he plans to "get tough" on the space coyotes by making all illegal aliens, including those from Vektar, legal U.S. citizens.

Sal Manella

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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