IRVINE, California - The In-N-Out hamburger chain commented that they do not recall sex pervert Ghislaine Maxwell ever eating at their establishment as she has stated. Maxwell told one of the jail guards who is guarding her that her favorite hambu…
A man who was confronted with an online IQ Test challenge whilst absent-mindedly browsing the internet, was unable to deal with its complicated puzzle challenge, and had to go off work sick. The problem occurred on Monday, when Moys Kenwood, 56, w...
There was good news for fans of TV comedy quiz show QI today, when it was revealed that Swedish schoolgirl environmental activist and campaigner Greta Thunberg would be taking over the running of things from next month. Thunberg ousts another Scan...
Atlanta - Scientists studying an apparent 5-point drop in the average IQ of adults in the United States, have established a connection between the fall in test results and the online and television viewing habits of those subjects. The research...
The White House has reacted angrily to the result of an IQ contest which showed that Homer Simpson is smarter than President Trump. The cartoon hero scored in the low double digits and at least one point above his Presidential rival. It has been r...
Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump. Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that causes them to review their statuses. T...
In an interview with Fox News this morning President Donald Trump demanded that the US Congress pass legislation requiring all voters to undergo an IQ test as a qualification for voting in national elections. Sean Hannity quickly agreed with him and...
Four Bits of Special Knowledge That Will Show Everyone You Are MENSA Quality! My wife and I know we have to make a few sacrifices for our marriage to work, but the animal shelter people are beginning to get a little suspicious. When my wife and I first met, she didn't like me much because I'm almost 40 years older than she is. But I eventually won her over, partially because I've g...
She's smarter than Abraham Lincoln (I. Q. 128), Bill Clinton (I. Q. 137), Napoleon Bonaparte (I. Q. 145) Sigmund Freud (I. Q. 156), Benjamin Franklin (I. Q. 160), and even Stephen Hawking (I Q. 160). Three-year-old Alice Amos, of the United Kingdom (...
WASHINGTON, DC - The United States Department of Agriculture announced today that it will begin testing participants in the Electronic Benefit Transfer (EBT) program, commonly known as "Food Stamps". USDA Spokesperson, Juwanna Jahb, said that "Aft...
Concern is spreading after a recent survey from Lancaster Hairdressing University that hints at an inverse relationship between hair extension length and IQ. "We've not tied down the mechanism yet," said Graham Henry Boardman, who invented hair st...
People with an intelligence quota between 22-68 caused a frenzy at retail outlets across the nation as scuffles broke out that nearly caused riots in many places. Garry Kasparov, World Chess Grandmaster, who possess an intelligence quota of 190 s...
In a recent survey carried out by Gallop Holes, it was discovered that aligning yourself to a party such as the BNP is a massive indicator of IQ, much more so than economic or educational background. "We were amazed," said Lee Ping, Gallop Hole's...
ATLANTA, GA - People with below average intelligence, whether it be from heredity, birth defect, or brain injury, are now targets of yet another scam in which the perpetrators claim to be able to raise the IQ of an affected person by as much as 50 po...
A recent study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) reveals that drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction can lower a man's IQ by up to 30 points. The study, which followed a group of middle-aged men for two years wh...
Here is another story about your tax dollars being put to good use. A research scientist in Battle Creek, Michigan, home of a couple of the largest cereal manufacturers in the United States, has just concluded a year-long study into the effects certa...
A team of researchers from the University of Chipping Sodbury have today published their findings about how having a low I.Q. means you won't be able to read this article. The boffins admit that if you do have a low I.Q. then you might just about...
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