Written by Danny Buckle

Thursday, 3 May 2007

image for Peter Andre in brain scare

Peter Andre the sickly faced playmate of inflatable model Jordan has been discharged from hospital.

Intelligence test

Jordan said "He was admitted after fainting due to exhaustion during an intelligence test"

A friend of Mr Andre's latter added that it wasn't an intelligence test that wore him out he was trying to work out how to use a scratch card.

Scan

He was given a brain scan on arrival but it revealed nothing. Jordan had one just in case and discovered her head is also empty. "Oh good" she said "Don't want any fing nasty in there do I".

Peter is said to be selling their story to the Sun for an undisclosed sum of £12K called "The problem with mi head - What's in it for me"

Jordan is expecting another baby but doesn't understand why.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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