Voorhees, New Jersey - (ReUerus): Beverly Whipple, renowned sexologist and discoverer of the vital G Force of female libido, has urged women to explore new areas if they want to find a man "because traditional predatory stomping grounds like Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens and The Bronx are completely shagged out until at least 2020."
Professor Whipple and her rocket scientist husband of 44 years Jim, first rose to fame after discovering that stimulation of the vagus nerve is to female sexuality what LOX and liquid hydrogen are to the Space Shuttle.
"Additionally, alcohol and marijuana are effective propellants that can help detection of suitable areas promoting the gold-standard of women's potential," Whipple's theory proclaimed.
"That standard still remains fixated at the multiple bandwidth of thirty orgasms per minute over a half hour.
"A brief period of relaxation is recomended after each thirty minutes to allow for re-oxygenation of vital blood supplies and replenishment of intoxicants."
Whipple is now publishing her latest work with detailed maps giving reliable geograpgical grid references in the New York area.
"Once women have found their optimum libido capacity it just ain't worth the bother of trawling for pleasure in places devoid of talent.
"And that includes Hell's Kitchen and DeWitt Clinton Park."
