Oklahoma - A cheap and effective alternative to the electric chair, hanging, and walking the plank is being backed by Oklahoma Governor Mercy Chantilly Lace, a recent convert of a one-way trip to Mars. A trip to Mars is touted as the new NASA joyr…
Two groups are fighting to name the next U. S. Mars Lander robot. Both have petitions out. Millions of Rap fans of Space Flight want to call the next one the 'Mars Bitch'. They want to give it a real-world name - not some namby-pamby 'Adv…
In 2012 - NASA sent a Robot to Mars, to rove around the huge Gale Crater and see what it could find. The robot was named 'Curiosity'. It had drilling tools and could chemically analyze rocks. Curiosity went all over the place - and most of what i…
BOLIVAR, Bolivia - (Satire News) - The Bolivian Space Department of Intergalactic Exploration (BSDIE) has just informed the citizens of Bolivia that their two astronauts are ready to be shot up into the solar system and head toward Mars. The two s…
While the rest of planet Earth was busy dealing with such things as nasty Commies invading Ukraine, the U.S.'s Agriculture Secretary reporting that Americans will not run out of eggs despite the ongoing outbreak of bird flu, 'Tiger And Bunny' having…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Judge Jeanine Pirro has just joined Fox Network’s “The Five” and within 7 minutes she made 3 outlandishly fucked up statements. First the Trump ass-kisser said that if one looks at Mitch McConnell up close, he is ac…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Multi-billionaire and co-founder of Bezos-Musk Inc., Elon Musk, has just remarked that one day, in the not-too-distant future, he will become the King of Mars. Musk who has more money than the entire populations of Iowa, E…
Mars rover Redhead solved the greatest mystery on the planet when it unearthed the remains of former Teamster boss Jimmy Hoffa from underneath a rock on the planet Mars. The remains were in extremely good condition due to the Martian atmosphere being…
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Videos of tests that have just been sent back to Earth from Mars amazingly reveal that the dirt found on the Red Planet is almost identical to the dirt found in the state of New Mexico. New Mexico's dirt according to Wiki…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Multi-billionaire Elon Musk recently told Oprah Winfrey that he’s not conceited, he’s just cock-sure. The man who could single-handedly feed half-a-dozen third world countries with money from his miscellaneous fund stated…
(Satire News) – Word coming out of Willie Nelson’s Austin ranch is that he has met with billionaire Elon Musk, and wants to be allowed to be one of the first to travel to Mars. Nelson, who has admitted to smoking marijuana ever since he was 8 mont…
The list of countries to have sent probes into space grows longer every day. This week, a robotic lander from Ireland failed to land on Mars, causing a great setback to their space programme. Commander Geoff McGowan of Dublin Space Command reflect…
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – NASA is in a state of shock, as reports from Satellite Ferdinand Magellan X3 have just reported that the Mars Land Rover is missing. Word is that Perseverance was last heard from at 2:30 a.m. (Martian Standard Time). A N…
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – NASA officials are amazingly excited at photos that have just been beamed back to Earth from the Red Planet, which clearly show several rattlesnakes. The Mars rover nicknamed Bonnie, after the infamous Depression female m…
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Houston state that the richest man in the world, Elon Musk, is in the process of building what will be a truly astonishing Floating Asteroid Belt Station. The station named Vesuvius, after his pet sa…
US President Donald Trump affirmed today he had clear evidence Russia, Iran and Mars were interfering with the 2020 election. Speaking this morning at a campaign stop in South Bend, Indiana, the GOP leader said the FBI had presented him with proo…
It is what it is! That really means: So what! Trump said so what about the death of over 100,000 due to his absence of executive leadership. At the end of a football game or golf tournament, sure, It is what it is! But with over 100,000 dead, wha…
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