Guy's Sperm to Turn into Tiny Computers - A Computer Dick

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 15 January 2023

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So, super computer sperm is a thing

UBM is working at turning male Sperm into tiny biological Computers.

They would roam the body correcting Genetic errors and keep the Penile plumbing in Old Age at optimum running speed.

Basically an 80 year old would have the performance capability of a 20 year old. (But it could possibly ruin the Viagra industry).

The average Man produced millions of Sperm a day - about 1, 500 per second. They last about 30 days.

They could join in Networks and Computerize the whole Body.

Basically - your Dick would have the capacity of a UBM super computer.

And during Sex, they would go over to the Female body and visit the very choosy computerized Egg - really trying to Impress - to be let in.

Reported by Lenny, Dr. Futuro's Writing Bot. (The Dr. is at the Asian massage parlor.)

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