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Funny story: Pocahontas To Fund Medicare By Taxing Housewives Imputed Income

Pocahontas To Fund Medicare By Taxing Housewives Imputed Income

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a dramatic shift from an earlier proposal to tax billionaires 100 percent, Elizabeth Warren (Pocahontas) announced today a sweeping tax proposal that would Instead use the imputed income of American housewives to fund Medicare...

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Funny story: DemocRATs want to live large "like Putin"

DemocRATs want to live large "like Putin"

La La land, USA—In a follow-up to a Gal Lupp poll in which 51% of DemocRATs confessed to preferring socialism to capitalism, respondents to the poll gave their reasons for their preference. “Why work when I can get stuff free?” Freddy the Freeload...

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Funny story: Celebrity Athiests To Lead Prayer Groups Against Trump

Celebrity Athiests To Lead Prayer Groups Against Trump

Jack Nickelson, Steve Wozaniak, Jodie Foster, Bill Gates, Woody Allen, Seth Macfarlane, Steven hawking, Richard Dawkins Bill Mahr, Facebook Mark Zukerberg, Matt Damon and other famous atheists and agnostics are enlisting people to join prayer groups.

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Funny story: Bill Gates Desert Island Disc fav's exclusive

Bill Gates Desert Island Disc fav's exclusive

Bill Gates has been invited to talk about his fabulous life on Desert Island Discs an ancient BBC 4 radio programme and divulge to the world his favourite top ten songs, and here they are exclusively for you: 1) Money - Pink Floyd (what else?) 2) How much is that doggy in the WINDOW? - (Gates heard this as a nipper and the rest is history) 3) Tainted Love - Soft Cell (not in a gay way he...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Announces His 2016 Presidential Campaign

Bill Gates Announces His 2016 Presidential Campaign

Redmond, WA-Microsoft tycoon Bill Gates plans to make everyone connected to his software, his internet providers, his self-driving vehicles "if and when" he is elected President of the United States, Gates announced in launching his 2016 presidential...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Tries to Crash Meeting Between Bill Gates and Warren Buffet-Made to Wait All Day in Lobby

Donald Trump Tries to Crash Meeting Between Bill Gates and Warren Buffet-Made to Wait All Day in Lobby

New York, NYDonald Trump was left sitting in the lobby at the BOSS lobby (short for Billionaire's Organization to Surmise Shit) today, the equivalent of having to sit at the "little kid's table" at Thanksgiving. Apparently, the big boys like Warre...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Threatens World Domination

Bill Gates Threatens World Domination

Silicon Valley, CA-Self-described "richest English-speaking mother^%$@!er in the world" billionaire Bill Gates today announced that he's tired of acting like a philanthropist and administering the Melinda and Bill Gates Foundation and instead will st...

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Funny story: An Annoying Update On Annoying Updates

An Annoying Update On Annoying Updates

Traveling on the road can be stressful. Sometimes too stressful. One doesn't need non-road situations to make them more stressful. Someone should mention this to Bill Gates. I am presently doing a road trip with limited amount of time to check out property. This is in a remote part of the country that consists of a lot of trees and hills and not much else. The towns that are here are Boonievill...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Wins Two Lotteries in One Day; Has Yet to Pick Up the $211 Million Dollars

Bill Gates Wins Two Lotteries in One Day; Has Yet to Pick Up the $211 Million Dollars

Redmond, Washington Bill Gates, the richest man in the Universe, recently won two lotteries worth a combined $211 million dollars. "Mr. Gates has yet to pick up the money, or even call and make arrangements. It's almost like he doesn't care. Who...

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Funny story: Study finds homeless people took home £3 million in bonuses last year

Study finds homeless people took home £3 million in bonuses last year

Research has found that many of the UK's homeless people are more well-off than previously thought. Despite collecting just pennies in their day job filling our streets, some them took home as much as £3 million in their end of year bonuses. "Man...

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Funny story: New Generation Of Super Fast Quantum Optic Computer Chip PCs Available In Time For Xmas

New Generation Of Super Fast Quantum Optic Computer Chip PCs Available In Time For Xmas

New super fast technology based on optical quantum principles has been used to make the Octahedral processor chips in the new faster than light computers which will be available for Xmas. A spokesperson for Microhard told our reporter. "The computer...

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Funny story: Google: you will soon be replaced by a robot

Google: you will soon be replaced by a robot

SILICONE VALLEY, CA - Google CEO Eric Schmidt says his company is making "progress" in its campaign to solve the unemployment crisis once and for all time by replacing human beings with robots. "By making people redundant," Schmidt said, "we no lo...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

HOLLYWOOD - Bill Gates appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a scoop on the show's host. Gates, the Microsoft billionaire stated that five years ago he met with the top ranking U.S. government officials at NASA and he made them a...

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Funny story: Billionaire Bill Gates Wants To Buy Burger King

Billionaire Bill Gates Wants To Buy Burger King

MIAMI - Multi-billionaire Bill Gates visited the headquarters of Burger King and talked to the company's CEO about the possibility of him purchasing the global hamburger franchise chain. Gates mentioned that ever since he was 16½ he has dreamed ab...

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Funny story: Nothing exciting found by physicists

Nothing exciting found by physicists

Disappointments such as the Higgs Boson particle which doesn't do anything at all and dark matter which you can't see, are causing dwindling numbers of young people to choose Physics at school and major in it at college. "The days when lasers were...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Tells NASA He'll Pay Them $50 Million To Let Him Be The First Person To Set Foot On Mars

Bill Gates Tells NASA He'll Pay Them $50 Million To Let Him Be The First Person To Set Foot On Mars

HOUSTON - Bill Gates is one of the richest men in the world with a net worth estimated to be around $67 billion. He recently talked to a NASA official and said that he has always dreamed of being the first person to set foot on the planet Mars.

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Funny story: Bill Gates Funding New Condom Design

Bill Gates Funding New Condom Design

Bill Gates is funding a new condom design to be better and more comfortable than the old design. While enormously successful with previous ventures: computers and philanthropy, condom design may prove to be a greater challenge, sort of like: Can anyo...

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