Now that rainwater is pure poison due to evil chemicals we humans have shot into the clouds and which rain down all over the globe, and which do not break down in nature – instead, they destroy nature, yay! – what can human beings safely drink?
Scientists at the Center for New and Fun Diseases to Give Everyone a Fresh Dose of Fear, the top labcoat, Dr. Hermann Goering, said, “Pee.”
What?
“Drink your pee. It’s filtered through your own body. When the zombie apocalypse comes – or any apocalypse, zombies are just lots of fun – then we’re all gonna have to learn to like drinking pee anyway, so why not start now?”
So that’s what the future of humanity will have to drink since we humans in our quest for more advancement and genius and technological breakthroughs are so stupid that we are even willing to poison our own drinking supply … pee.
(Maybe try and pretend it’s lemonade. Remember the rhyme: “Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.” Google what that means. Katy Perry sang a song about it, dirty girl, yum! I mean, we may soon have to eat our own ‘fudge’ if we continue like this.)
