FOO PHUCK CITY, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Nuclear experts from the US, the UK, and Costa Rica have ascended on the town of Foo Phuck to investigate a very strange, phenomenal occurrence.
It appears that the local residents have discovered rainbow-colored dogs roaming around Cambodia’s Jungle Noodle Nuclear Power Plant.
For years members of the local citizenry have been warning that Jungle Noodle could possibly be leaking radioactive isotopian marble-sized goobibites.
But the governmental agencies merely poo-pooed it saying that it was just a hoax, a witch hunt, and a figment of everyone’s imagination.
So NOW that a total of 47 stray dogs have turned up with rainbow-colored fur, the government has finally perked up.
Meanwhile, American VP Harris has issued a statement, stating that the United Nations is getting ready to file a quasi non-sequetur lawsuit under the world’s right to know if a country is trying to fucking hide something that it is not supposed to be hiding.
