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Funny story: Pope Raises $$$s Selling Carbon Offset Indulgences

Pope Raises $$$s Selling Carbon Offset Indulgences

Rome, Italy - The Pope is reportedly making a bomb on the Vatican website through selling carbon offset indulgences to jet-setting eco celebs. These include voluntary donations to a holy carbon capture fund which guarantees safe RIPs to heaven in...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Reluctantly Decides to Go Extinct

Nashville Man Reluctantly Decides to Go Extinct

"I think it's the responsible thing to do," said Blake Tucker of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding his reluctant decision to go extinct. "The planet can't continue to support my existence. The Tucker line just isn't sustainable." The decision to go...

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Funny story: Following Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List

Following Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List

Following issuance of a dire United Nations climate report stating that, unless drastic measures are taken, up to 1 million plant and animal species are at risk of extinction within our lifetime, United States President Donald Trump, while continuing...

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Funny story: The Last Straw: Environmentalists ban Plastic Ones

The Last Straw: Environmentalists ban Plastic Ones

Berkeley, CA. Those far-left, socialist-environmentalists at the University of California can't stop banning popular, useful things. Fresh from their success in banning the deliberately misnamed "single use" plastic bag, most of which were used multi...

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Funny story: Trump Denies Rumors that He Is the Antichrist

Trump Denies Rumors that He Is the Antichrist

"Nonsense," scoffed President Donald Trump in response to widely-circulating rumors that he may be the Antichrist. “Granted, I may be a little abrasive, but I’m not the Antichrist.” “Or Satan,” he clarified. The rumors that Trump could in fact...

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Funny story: G20 Summit Hears That Global Warming Is Good News For Marine Animals

G20 Summit Hears That Global Warming Is Good News For Marine Animals

Delegates at the G20 summit in Buenos Aires watched and listened in a hypnotized silence this afternoon, as they were informed by a mystery speaker that, contrary to popular opinion, Global Warming is actually a good thing - for all the creatures tha...

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Funny story: Al Gore Releases 3rd Movie, "An Inconvenient Bitch Session"

Al Gore Releases 3rd Movie, "An Inconvenient Bitch Session"

Tennessee Somewhere - Al Gore has just released his 3rd movie regarding climate change, and people are really buzzing about this latest effort, "An Inconvenient Bitch Session." In this movie (if you can call it that) Gore takes a bit of a left tur...

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Funny story: Soft, silky "bogpaper" causes tree huggers to see "Red!"

Soft, silky "bogpaper" causes tree huggers to see "Red!"

Wiping one's rear end these days with, soft, luxury "bogpaper" seems to be not quite as harmless as it seems, say tree huggers! A UK luxury bogpaper manufacturing company has been accused by tree huggers of destroying a pristine forest is Sweden s...

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Funny story: Anti-Environment Politicians Fleeing Earthquake Ravaged Oklahoma in Droves

Anti-Environment Politicians Fleeing Earthquake Ravaged Oklahoma in Droves

Oklahoma City - An eastbound exodus involving a large number of current and former politicians, lobbyists and oil industry executives currently trapped in the state of Oklahoma is underway. The formation of the Trump Administration has attracted man...

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Funny story: Franken Florida

Franken Florida

A once picturesque state inhabited by retirees, drug smugglers, and Disney has since been turned into a ghoulish green wasteland of toxic algae. One local resident, Billy Buckle, describes the smell as, "if Satan farted and that fart baked in hell fo...

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Funny story: Bionic Leaf Created, "Deforestation Not Really an Issue Anymore."

Bionic Leaf Created, "Deforestation Not Really an Issue Anymore."

The quest for a perfect energy source has now been discovered by students at MIT. It is called Leaf-2.3. It could soon replace all the leaves in existence and do a better job at cleaning our air. It works the same way as a regular leaf, by taking in...

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Funny story: Yoga Studio Farts Away Carbon Emissions

Yoga Studio Farts Away Carbon Emissions

Santa Monica, CA - One of L.A.'s most popular yoga studios has invented a very unique way to solving it's green house gas output - by harnessing farts! "I was in the middle of leading a Hot Bikram class through downward-dog poise," tells Raven Bra...

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Funny story: Death of Cecil The Lion Forces National Geographic to Close

Death of Cecil The Lion Forces National Geographic to Close

The world's leading nature magazine, National Geographic, announced it will publish its last edition in December. The announcement has startled the publishing world. Circulation of the National Geographic has increased 6% every year for the...

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Funny story: EPA Formally Declares Humans are Danger to Environment

EPA Formally Declares Humans are Danger to Environment

WASHINGTON, DC - The United States EPA announced today that humans threaten public health and the environment. "The administration will not ignore science or the law any longer, nor will we avoid the responsibility we owe to our children and our g...

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Funny story: 'Dome' to keep out 'foreign weather' - UKIP

'Dome' to keep out 'foreign weather' - UKIP

Nigel Garage, leader of the UKIPs, has launched a new policy offensive to counter the threat posed by a rampant Green Party in the UK. If elected, the UKIPs have confirmed that they will erected a dome over the UK which will ensure that no 'foreig...

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Funny story: French Environmentalists and Politicians Demand Cleaner-Burning Cars

French Environmentalists and Politicians Demand Cleaner-Burning Cars

After nearly a thousand cars were torched by French party animals celebrating the New Year, the country's environmentalists and politicians are demanding change. Addressing reporters on the Champs Elysee, environment minister Otto LaFlamme pointed...

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Funny story: Japan to sink to bottom of the ocean after leak in Kyoto found

Japan to sink to bottom of the ocean after leak in Kyoto found

The nation of Japan is panicking after it was discovered that the country had sprung a leak late last night and could sink to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. The leak was found by Shinji Ono, a credit controller from Kyoto who said he found it in hi...

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