Butterfly Wings Found, Without Host

Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 15 November 2019

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The mystery that nobody gives a shit about

A man has revealed how a chance 'gander' at what the city looked like from his hotel balcony last weekend, led to him discovering some butterfly wings which had been sepearted from their owner, who was then nowhere to be found.

The four wings, which were a beautiful green and black color, appear to have come from the same butterfly, but the man admitted he wasn't an expert, and so he wouldn't like to presume one way or the other.

One of the wings was a different shape to the other three, adding to the mystery.

"They were just on the floor, as if they'd been left there in a hurry," said the man, "but I can't imagine what kind of a hurry the butterfly must have been in to have left its wings behind!"

He waited for a few seconds to build up an atmosphere of suspense, before adding:

"Also, how did it get away, without its only method of transportation?"

TheSpoof.com will provide updates on this story if any new information comes to light.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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