Experts Applaud $94 TRILLION "Green Tech" Proposal

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Monday, 25 March 2019

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SAN FRANCISCO - When the wish-list for the "Green New Deal" became public, the $94 TRILLION price tag had millions of Americans staggering around in disbelief. Based on current tax rates and Federal spending, those who paid the taxes by working could expect the IRS to demand 185% of their Income, while the US Congress would have to authorize the printing of another $3 TRILLION each year. Still, experts describe the proposal as "Super-Good" and "Awesome."

In California, nearly every idea in the "Green New Deal" was celebrated by the Liberals and Leftists who dominate the West Coast state. The plan to use "High Speed Rail" to eliminate the "Carbon Hazard" from airports and commercial aircraft was seen as "Bold, but Worth the Investment." The enthusiasm for all "environmental innovations" through Public Projects got equally positive support. Another effort would build a "Green Urban Public Transport System" which replaces Diesel Trucks, Privately-Owned Automobiles, and Boats/Ships that do not use wind or solar power.

Critics say that when a place is $23 TRILLION in Debt, then it's just F*CKING Stupid to let MORE Politicians spend $94 TRILLION that does not exist.

For the most part, the "Green New Deal" has been BIG on Promises.... However, information about what will actually change the thermal-state of the planet is vague. The details on how much Earth's temperature will be changed by the spending of $94 TRILLION are nonexistent, and no one will talk about WHO GETS WHAT SHARE OF $94 TRILLION.

In theory, Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" device could be adapted to "Anti-Global-Warm" the planet. However, the Alien Technology which was "borrowed" from Area-51 has shown itself to have unpredictable consequences. Articles in the news have noticed the "unusual cold" that often accompanies an Al Gore speech on Global Warming. In fact, it is no coincidence that the term "Freezing Bomb Cyclone" never appeared in news or publications until Al Gore's crusade against Global Warming was well under way. The Illuminati has made it clear that attempts to use a "Global Cryo-tron" may have the unfortunate side-effect of "Disappeared" Political Elites who unwisely support such proposals.

In terms of Central Planning, Mechanical Engineers dispute the feasibility of approximately 99.99% of the stated goals in the "Green New Deal." One example is a typical barge which can transport 1500 tons on a river or other waterway. Such a solar-powered ship covered completely with photovoltaic cells would need FULL Sunlight, and cover at least four football fields. It's not going to happen.

The "Green" solution to air travel is to have everyone use "High Speed Rail", even for the trip from Los Angeles to Hawaii. How does someone put Railroad Tracks on the Pacific Ocean? What happens to the "Ocean Rail" when there is a Hurricane? Does anyone actually believe that wind power could make a train go 500 miles per hour?

One thing seems certain - an abundance of bureaucrats, political actors, and connected opportunists will be "passionately" involved in the "Green New Deal." We can expect United Nations Committees, speeches, and children being used as props to rationalize why billionaire elitists should mandate a thousand-year leap BACKWARDS for the "Unwashed Laboring Masses." The so-called 12-year mission to "Save All Humanity" can expect frequent conferences where 1500 private jets filled with shadowy narcissists converge on exotic locations of stunning luxury.

Assuming California's spending behavior is an accurate indicator for the "Green New Deal", then $71 TRILLION will pay for political consultants, travel on private jets, five-star accommodations, "research" grants to organizations with ties to prominent politicians, economic planning committees, lawyers producing regulatory directives, and bureaucratic environmental impact analysis.

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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule it.
- H. L. Mencken

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