President Trump has signed an executive order with new Energy rules. The first is that all nuclear reactors must switch to coal as an energy source.
Trump's new rules also require burning books to use for heat and energy, since, as Trump says, "nobody reads them anymore anyways." Trump suggested closing libraries and using the buildings for Trump Museums.
Trump's new energy rules also require that at least half of the cars manufactured in the United States must be powered by steam, another half by solar power, and another half by wind power. (Trump did the math himself.) Houses that purchase solar power systems will be given massive tax credits.
In unrelated news, the Trump family is selling off its hotels and investing in solar power systems.
