Dating Website "Plenty Of Fish" Set to Face New Rival Site "Plenty Of Baggage"

Funny story written by Tony Bagodonutz

Saturday, 28 September 2013

Popular online dating site, "Plenty of Fish" is quaking in its boots as it learns of plans of a competing company to roll out a site called "Plenty of Baggage"(POB).

The new format is said to be more conducive to members, old and new, that tend to be a little heavier in the department of personal issues.

"All this baggage that is being brought on board our ship is starting to sink us," stated Ima Ondahunt, Vice President of Member Sevices, "It's driving the healthy minded, ready to move on and enjoy life types of singles away."

The idea at "Plenty of Baggage" is that personal issues can be brought in en masse and shown in full transparency.

"As a matter of fact, it is EXPECTED that each POB member dump as much baggage as possible onto their profile page from the get go," Ondahunt continued, "that way every one else can skip over their ass and move along."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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