Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 25 August 2013

image for Sandra Bullock Says The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Photoshopped
Sandra is not shy and she has said that at 49, she feels that she still looks fantastically sexy. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock is reportedly very upset at the recent photos that have surfaced on the Internet that claim to show her in the nude.

Bullock stated that first of all she does not own a pair of pink sandals and secondly she does not have a freckle shaped like a gnat on her bikini line.

The 49-year-old actress told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that the 7 photos are all definitely photoshopped.

She then confessed that although she would love to meet a man and possibly end up getting married she is not going to lure someone with naked photos of herself.

She pointed out that she wants a man to love her for her inner beauty and not for her outer boobs.

Bullock did state that she is still having a hard time dealing with the way her ex-husband Jesse "The Meat With Feet" James cheated on her with that low-life skank Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.

SIDENOTE: Sandra let Pico de Gallo know that she may join guysandgals.hot and see if she has any luck with an Internet dating site.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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