Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 1 September 2013

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Rob said that the expensive necklace that he gave Kristen was actually paid for by a Twilight Saga executive.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Rob Pattinson recently stated that now that the Twight Saga series is over he feels like a big weight has been taken off of his shoulders.

He spoke with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres and told her that he felt like he carried all of the films and he made them the success that they were.

RPattz, as he is known in Tinsel Town, added that he and co-star Kristen Stewart did not get along at all but they promised the movie executives that they would hide their animosity so as not to hurt the movie.

He pointed out that the reason they began dating was because one of the film's financial backers said he would pay each of them an extra $300,000 if they would carry on like they were madly in love with each other.

Rob said that it really taxed him because 23-year-old K-Stew has one of the drabbest personalities that he has ever seen.

He said that if he had a dime for every time Kristen smirked during their time together, he would probably have about 4,000 dimes.

The 27-year-old actor confided to Miss Zeppelin that dumping Kristen was the best thing that he has ever done.

IN OTHER NEWS. President Obama reportedly asked Costa Rica and Peru if they would join the United States in attacking Syria and both nations reponded with a resounding, "Hell no vato!" (dude).

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