45 Year Old Man Realizes He Does Not Have To Take Facebook Seriously

Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Friday, 27 September 2013

ST. PAUL, MN - "It has been so freeing," stated Al Gorithim, "almost overnight a new peace has come over me."

Previously Al did not understand the idea that if nobody commented on one of his posts that it would not affect the outcome of anything, one way or the other, ever.

"Coming to these realizations has allowed me to spend less time on Facebook and really live my life more," Gorithim continued.

Gorithim went on to say, "I've really been focusing on my online role playing quests. I was really letting that part of my life slide for awhile, because I was spending so much time trying to impress people on Facebook. I am truly grateful to have priorities back in my life."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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