Dawkins - Claims to know the mind of Jesus Christ

Funny story written by Gary Potter

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

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Richard Dawkins - Nuts

Atheist loon and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins now imagines that he knows how Jesus thinks.

The troubled children's author continues to plummet further into the realms of fantasy. Only last week he displayed his ignorance of the Bible, when he was attacking Professor William Lane Craig, feared by professional atheist debaters, and who certainly intimidates Dawkins. Yet in his latest rantings he seems to imply that he knows the mind of Jesus Christ. Heralded Dawkins: "Somebody as intelligent as Jesus would have been an atheist if he had known what we know today"

This latest announcement is revealing in a number of ways. Firstly, the notion that the atheist fundamentalist claims to know the mind of Jesus Christ. Secondly, the arrogant implication that more intelligent people are atheists, and by a process of elimination the less intelligent are the ones who believe in God. And thirdly the cryptic comment if "he had known what we know today."
One can only assume that Dawkins is inferring some kind of claimed scientific evidence to his jabberings. Yet as any scientist will tell you, evolution is simply not science.

Said our science correspondent "Science requires empirical testing, something which evolution does not provide. Dawkins is either ignorant of the scientific method else is purposely deceiving his drooling followers. Simply arranging fossils in a certain order or comparing DNA similarities and differences is not proof that species Y derived from species X. Dawkins is confusing science with whimsy."

Dawkins is currently rehearsing his new one man show in which he claims to know the minds of Elvis, Bin Laden, and Coronation Street's Betty 'hotpot' Driver

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