Dawkins now has your children in his sights!

Funny story written by Gary Potter

Monday, 17 October 2011

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The latest evidence for evolution

Atheist fundamentalist and evolutionary crackpot Richard Dawkins has now got the your children in his sights!

Having turned his tail and ran from a debate with Professor William Lane Craig, Dawkins has now decided to lower his sights and plans on indoctrinating school children.

He is insistent that creationism should not be taught to school children and demands that the myth of evolution be taught in its place. 'The Magic of Reality' is his new children's book which pretends to add a scientific slant on the origins debate.

Gone are the unsubstantiated claims of his coffee table tomes of evolution such as the 'Blind Watchmaker' in preference to unsubstantiated claims of how our ancestors were once pond scum.

Our resident scientist had this comment "It is refreshing for Dawkins to admit that evolution is indeed nothing more than magic. In fact, the term magic is a little too strong and superstition would be more accurate. I do find it rather troubling that he is focusing his sinister agenda on children though, having failed to convince right thinking adults of his wacky notions."

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