Heavy Metal Vomit Party

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 28 January 2023

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If You Don't Puke, You Don't LOVE Metal!

I wanna go to a metal party
Bang my head, love the dead
Drink a little Jack
Get a tattoo
Wear a lotta black
Find a white trash screw

Heavy metal vomit party
Is where I wanna be
To let my hair hang loose
And let my anger run free
If I can’t vomit
To my favorite guitar
I’m just a comet
And not a star

Pukin’ out lyrics
Sounds real good
Singing bout Satan
Gives me wood
I wanna be your
Black death star
I just gotta get me
A kickass guitar

Let’s play a song and sing
Wear lots of skull rings
Rap and folk and country and ska
All a bunch of musical faux pas
If you can’t sing
Just sell your soul
Be the king
Of your own hell

Rockin’ back and forth on stage
Swaying to the beat, gettin’ laid
Backstage it’s groupie skanks
Suck your dick with a thanks
I got a baby mama
Just like that
She gave me a dose of heavy metal clap

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