Homoerotic Heavy Metal

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 17 January 2023

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Whips and chains
Going insane
Worship the devil
Hes on the level
Live the taboo
Makes a better screw
Metal stud
Its in your blood

Homoerotic heavy metal
Boys only
Especially if they’re lonely
Homoerotic heavy metal
Join the cult of the band
They’ll make you a man
You’ll be the biggest fan

Leather codpieces
Not for nieces
Wristband and collar
Only cost a dollar
Pretty long hair
Begins the snare
Mythical lyrics
Rocking guitar licks

Man on man
Barbarian Conan
Skinny and pasty
I hope the singer likes me
Fullface make-up
You can’t make this shit up
It’s only a rebel teen
Getting in touch with his queen

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