The Houston Citizen Review Newspaper reports that the temperatures in Texas are so damn high that a woman who resides in San Antonio actually baked a loaf of bread in her mail box. Reporter Bijou Overdown spoke with Mrs. Flatonia Kibbanowski, 78,…
Get back to basics with the “still attractive” Ms. Suzy Homemaker Gold Medal Winner of 1960. We are all going back - Kicking and Screaming - to Basics. (And ex-hippie and Grateful Dead Follower). People will have to make cakes, brownies…
LOS ANGELES – Just since the start of COVID-19 thousands of food banks have sprouted up all over the nation, with California leading the way with 809 (at last count). Some food banks, like the one in La Brea, home of the world-famous Tar Pits, are...
With a surfeit of gluten on its hands due to a rising demand for gluten-free food products, the United States government recently announced that its Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program will be offering free gluten to low-income Americans. "I...
Following on from Vegetarian and Vegan, fussy Britons are turning to an even more economical way of eating healthily called Gardenetarian. The trend consists of eating anything you can find in yours and your neighbours gardens. Mr Michael Hunt...
Around lunchtime yesterday, area man Francis Parker stunned his housemates when he made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This wasn't a normal sandwich, however; instead of foregoing the bread heel and selecting two non-heel slices - as any san...
KIEV, Ukraine - The Ukraine has just sent word to the governments of Portugal and Peru thanking them for their fabulous offer of support should they be invaded by Russia. A spokesperson for the Ukraine, Chertov Zappavitski, stated that at serious...
The desires of the American people are finally being heard in Washington.After feeding the American People to a huge monster we call Big Data, and after over a decade of sending the low-income and worthy overseas to be shot at; Congress and President...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama recently met with three of his top advisors including civilian advisor Oprah Winfrey. The group discussed ways of trying to repay China some of the $17 trillion that she has lent to the United States. One unna...
There was wailing on the streets of Bradford as Kingsburton closed the last crumpet factory operating in Britain. "We have been making crumpets in Bradford for nearly four hundred years," said Kingsburton spokesman, Hillary Hovis. "Unfortunately,...
Owner of Hamstrad electronics and all round business genius, Lord Alan Sweetener, yesterday denied that his latest product was of inferior quality. Around 300 customers have complained about the 'Toast-a-Matic 900'. According to one customer, P...
It was a real case of 'Gerram Orf Moi Land' today when singing sensation Rihanna was unceremoniously evicted from a wheat field in Ireland, simply for getting her baps out. The American singer of such great hits as Umberella, and other stuff she d...
London - A Delancey Street kebab take-away owner was gobsmacked this weekend after an image of Amy Winehouse's face popped up on some pitta he was toasting. Costas Parasitidis said the spooky cameo appeared suddenly the moment he heard about Wineh...
NOW WITH EVERYTHING DOWN IN PRICE, there has never been a better time to buy a loaf of bread. LOOK! 3 wholemeal loaves down from £2.55 to £1.99 - Yes one-nine-nine!and look at these stylish floured baps -Now just £2.50 a dozenor what about our designer hamburger buns - Only 65p a pack If you thought that you could never afford the luxury of a medium sliced white loaf then think again. Our st...
In a classic case of Political Correctness gone mad, absolutely lusciously scrummy yummy mummy and much sought after MILF, Virginia De Phoarr, of Aylesbury was told off by a park warden for feeding the ducks the wrong kind of bread. Virginia, 29 a...
Brodford man Kevin Smally was horrified to discover a loaf of bread inside a mouse on Sunday. "I had bought the mouse from Discount Butchers on the High Street, and the wife had cooked it up for Sunday lunch" said Mr Smally. "Imagine our surprise...
In an amazing new twist today it has been revealed that the cat who was dyed pink and thrown over a garden wall actually chased a mouse into a loaf of bread in the Hovis factory. A man has come forward stating that he dialled 999 after spotting th...
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