San Francisco version of Let it Snow

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Monday, 26 April 2021

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Yes, it actually does roll downhill

Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop (song)

Oh, the smell outside is frightful
But San Francisco is so delightful
And since they've no place to go
Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop

They don’t show signs of stopping
So I've bought some Febreeze for snorting
I’m ready to eat some soup,
Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop

When we finally kiss goodnight
How I hate going out in manure
But if you'll really hold me tight
I’ll walk all the way thru this sewer

ANTIFA’s fires are slowly dying
And my dear, we're still goodbying
But as long as I get some soup
Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop

Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop


When we finally kiss goodnight
How I hate going out in manure
But if you'll really hold me tight
I’ll walk all the way thru this sewer

ANTIFA’s fires are slowly dying
And my dear, we're still goodbying
But as long as I get some soup
Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop

But as long as I get some soup
Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop

Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop

Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop

Let them poop, Let them poop

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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