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Funny story: Russia Has a Sure-Fire Plan To Discourage Homosexuality

Russia Has a Sure-Fire Plan To Discourage Homosexuality

MOSCOW – (Satire News) – The Kremlin has announced that they will no longer tolerate the comingling between same-sexers. Stavros Nickavich, spokesperson for the Kremlin, has made it clear that Moscow is not San Francisco, and anyone who wants to k…

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Funny story: The US Chinese-American Federation of Chinese People Demand That The NBA Implement An Asian Player Quota

The US Chinese-American Federation of Chinese People Demand That The NBA Implement An Asian Player Quota

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - The organization known as The US Chinese-American Federation of Chinese People has issued a strong statement to the National Basketball Association. In a letter to NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, the group states t…

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Funny story: An Egg Roll Food Truck in San Francisco’s Chinatown Makes $1 Million Per Day

An Egg Roll Food Truck in San Francisco’s Chinatown Makes $1 Million Per Day

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – San Francisco Mayor London Breed, has told Food Fad Magazine that the Rockin’ & Rollin’ Egg Roll Food Truck is doing fantastic sales. She pointed out that she spoke to Ling Dinga Ling, the owner, who told her th…

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Funny story: A Sperm Bank In San Francisco is Desperate For Sperm

A Sperm Bank In San Francisco is Desperate For Sperm

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The director of San Francisco’s Cum-As-You-Are Sperm Bank has placed an add on the local PBS channel stating that their facility is running low on sperm. Ozzie F. Fintenguard, has been the director at the jism facil…

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Funny story: The Chinese Navy Is Conducting Naval War Games 3 Miles From San Francisco

The Chinese Navy Is Conducting Naval War Games 3 Miles From San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The head of the San Francisco city council called an emergency meeting at 2:30 am, after she learned that the Chinese Navy was conducting naval war game maneuvers a mere 3 miles from the city. Maggie P. Safari, 42,…

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Funny story: Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler Says Kate Gosselin Is The Best Woman He Has Ever Bedded

Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler Says Kate Gosselin Is The Best Woman He Has Ever Bedded

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – Steven Tyler, lead singer with Aerosmith says that out of all of the women he has ever dated, none was as hot, as sexy, and as a fantastic lay as the queen of the reality shows, Kate Gosselin. Tyler and Gosselin hav…

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Funny story: San Francisco version of Let it Snow

San Francisco version of Let it Snow

Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop (song) Oh, the smell outside is frightful But San Francisco is so delightful And since they've no place to go Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop They don’t show signs of stopping So I'…

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Funny story: A North Korean Warship Spotted Off The Coast of San Francisco

A North Korean Warship Spotted Off The Coast of San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – A retired army general who is now on the San Francisco city council has informed the news media that a North Korean warship was spotted off the coast of San Francisco. General Augustus P. Fesstavelli III stated that…

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Funny story: The San Francisco City Council Votes To Have The Golden State Warriors Revert To Their Original Name

The San Francisco City Council Votes To Have The Golden State Warriors Revert To Their Original Name

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - After a vote of 12-1, the San Francisco city council has voted for the NBA Golden State Warriors to change their name back to their original name, The San Francisco Warriors. The team originally changed its name…

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Funny story: The Chinese Fortune Cookie Business Has Been Hard Hit and It’s Placing All The Blame On President Trump

The Chinese Fortune Cookie Business Has Been Hard Hit and It’s Placing All The Blame On President Trump

SAN FRANCISCO, California – (Satire News) - A representative for the Chinese fortune cookie industry says that the tremendous loss in sales is due to President Donald J. Trump. PBS said that, due to the fact that Trump is always referring to the C…

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Funny story: The Pink Lives Matter Movement To Have a Big Lollapalooza Type Music Festival

The Pink Lives Matter Movement To Have a Big Lollapalooza Type Music Festival

SAN FRANCISCO – Members of the newly-formed Pink Lives Matter movement have announced plans for a big entertainment whoop-dee-do, as they say down in Nawlins (New Orleans). Organizers, Bruce Figwater and Myron Tutu, have informed the media that th…

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Funny story: San Francisco Names Ambassador to Autonomous Zone

San Francisco Names Ambassador to Autonomous Zone

London Breed, the Mayor of San Francisco, announced today that the city will send an ambassador to CHAZ, the “Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone” in Seattle. Breed explained that she and the entire city council greatly admire what had been accomplished in...

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Funny story: The Mayor of San Francisco Assures the Town’s Citizens That Fog Cannot Cause the C-19 Flu

The Mayor of San Francisco Assures the Town’s Citizens That Fog Cannot Cause the C-19 Flu

SAN FRANCISCO – The mayor of San Francisco has said that he wants to address the fog rumor that is running rampant throughout the Golden Gate City. The mayor said that he received over 700 text messages asking him if fog could cause someone to dev...

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Funny story: Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Markle Meet King Tom (Brady)

Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Markle Meet King Tom (Brady)

SAN FRANCISCO – Prince Harry and his sexy wife, Meghan, were visiting “Fog City”, and taking in the sites such as The Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz Prison, and the trailer where members of the 60s rock band, The Jefferson Airplane, wrote such hit song...

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Funny story: Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you live long enough, the odds are that you should be right about something at least once. If the World should end tomorrow, somehow, at least one cockroach would survive. These two statements can run parallel to each other...

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Funny story: Song celebrates streets of San Francisco

Song celebrates streets of San Francisco

UPDATE: You can hear the midi files without Pythonista Here Sidewalk, San Francisco, CA - The top music award for experimental music was captured at the annual Gastrointestinal Melodies Awards earlier today here in San Francisco. The song, a…

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Funny story: Now illegal to feed minimum-wage workers in San Francisco

Now illegal to feed minimum-wage workers in San Francisco

San Francisco, California - Following the arrest of a score of tourists in San Francisco this past week, the city police department has issued a public service announcement reminding the public that it is illegal to feed minimum-wage workers on the...

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