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Funny story: The San Francisco City Council Votes To Have The Golden State Warriors Revert To Their Original Name

The San Francisco City Council Votes To Have The Golden State Warriors Revert To Their Original Name

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - After a vote of 12-1, the San Francisco city council has voted for the NBA Golden State Warriors to change their name back to their original name, The San Francisco Warriors. The team originally changed its name…

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Funny story: The Chinese Fortune Cookie Business Has Been Hard Hit and It’s Placing All The Blame On President Trump

The Chinese Fortune Cookie Business Has Been Hard Hit and It’s Placing All The Blame On President Trump

SAN FRANCISCO, California – (Satire News) - A representative for the Chinese fortune cookie industry says that the tremendous loss in sales is due to President Donald J. Trump. PBS said that, due to the fact that Trump is always referring to the C…

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Funny story: The Pink Lives Matter Movement To Have a Big Lollapalooza Type Music Festival

The Pink Lives Matter Movement To Have a Big Lollapalooza Type Music Festival

SAN FRANCISCO – Members of the newly-formed Pink Lives Matter movement have announced plans for a big entertainment whoop-dee-do, as they say down in Nawlins (New Orleans). Organizers, Bruce Figwater and Myron Tutu, have informed the media that th…

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Funny story: San Francisco Names Ambassador to Autonomous Zone

San Francisco Names Ambassador to Autonomous Zone

London Breed, the Mayor of San Francisco, announced today that the city will send an ambassador to CHAZ, the “Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone” in Seattle. Breed explained that she and the entire city council greatly admire what had been accomplished in...

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Funny story: The Mayor of San Francisco Assures the Town’s Citizens That Fog Cannot Cause the C-19 Flu

The Mayor of San Francisco Assures the Town’s Citizens That Fog Cannot Cause the C-19 Flu

SAN FRANCISCO – The mayor of San Francisco has said that he wants to address the fog rumor that is running rampant throughout the Golden Gate City. The mayor said that he received over 700 text messages asking him if fog could cause someone to dev...

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Funny story: Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Markle Meet King Tom (Brady)

Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Markle Meet King Tom (Brady)

SAN FRANCISCO – Prince Harry and his sexy wife, Meghan, were visiting “Fog City”, and taking in the sites such as The Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz Prison, and the trailer where members of the 60s rock band, The Jefferson Airplane, wrote such hit song...

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Funny story: Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you live long enough, the odds are that you should be right about something at least once. If the World should end tomorrow, somehow, at least one cockroach would survive. These two statements can run parallel to each other...

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Funny story: Song celebrates streets of San Francisco

Song celebrates streets of San Francisco

Sidewalk, San Francisco, CA - The top music award for experimental music was captured at the annual Gastrointestinal Melodies Awards earlier today here in San Francisco. The song, a series of computer generated syllables set to music in the form...

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Funny story: Now illegal to feed minimum-wage workers in San Francisco

Now illegal to feed minimum-wage workers in San Francisco

San Francisco, California - Following the arrest of a score of tourists in San Francisco this past week, the city police department has issued a public service announcement reminding the public that it is illegal to feed minimum-wage workers on the...

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Funny story: San Francisco to tackle the poop crunch with high-tech public potties

San Francisco to tackle the poop crunch with high-tech public potties

San Francisco City Hall - San Francisco Mayor Turdwin Spree announced to a small assemblage of reporters this afternoon that the sound of crunching poop underfoot on the sidewalks of the city are soon to be a thing of the past. As he was speaki...

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Funny story: Cutting Down A Forest In San Francisco

Cutting Down A Forest In San Francisco

A group calling itself: The Native Plant Advocates, want to cut down the trees and destroy a forest on Mount Davidson in San Francisco. A scenic landmark, Mount Davidson is a beautiful mountain covered with towering eucalyptus trees and home to a col...

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Funny story: The End Of Hipsters?

The End Of Hipsters?

San Francisco, CA - It has been a good, long ride for the waxed mustache set, but it appears that there might be moth holes in the secondhand fabric that is keeping this trend together. We talked to a well-pierced waxy named "Scat-Cat," who claimed t...

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Funny story: New "Hire-A-Thug" Parking App is All The Rage!

New "Hire-A-Thug" Parking App is All The Rage!

San Francisco, CA - Ivor Putinski loves his new home in America, and wanted nothing more than to use his various talents to help improve the lives of the people in his newly adopted country. This inspired Ivor to develop his new "Hire-A-Thug" iPhone...

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Funny story: Steve Perry, Journey Hit Song 'Lights' Lift San Fran to World Series Title

Steve Perry, Journey Hit Song 'Lights' Lift San Fran to World Series Title

KANSAS CITY, MO - In a thrilling World Series between the San Francisco Giants and the Kansas City Royals, in which both teams seemed evenly matched, the title came down to one small difference - one team had a kick-ass song from the late 70'...

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Funny story: Golden Gate Bridge "Suicide Net System" to Attract Acrobats From Around the Globe

Golden Gate Bridge "Suicide Net System" to Attract Acrobats From Around the Globe

San Francisco - The city council has approved spending tens of millions of dollars to construct a system of safety nets under the Golden Gate Bridge in an attempt to thwart future suicide attempts which have plagued the landmark for decades. T...

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Funny story: S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

A San Francisco man and his dog do a pretty good business on the streets of San Francisco, one step ahead of PETA. The man won't give his name as he may have to check out fast but he claims that the first few times he and Arnold who was also on th...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus performed before a sold-out crowd at San Francisco's Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. She thanked the audience for being there and said that the twerking injury she had received at a West Hollywood night club was not enough to...

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