The Word on The Street News Agency reports that Frisco has just opened the nation's first "Bottomless Bar." The lounge is located a block away from the infamous, winding, one block Lombard Street. The name of the state-of-the-art lounge is La S…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Spoof News) - News Blues senior writer Velveeta Maracas recently interviewed one of the most popular bakers in San Francisco. Miss Maracas met with Diva Pizzazz at Frisco's famed Alcatrazian Lounge. The two, drank a pitcher of…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency writes that the S.F. City Council has voted down the city's new proposed gay slogan. Council Member Greggy Skywax, told WWNA reporter Margarita Mixx, who has a gay grandmother (maternal…
Mainland China has demanded that Americans not enter San Francisco's Chinatown as they have claimed that it is politically a part of China. A spokesman for the government of Xi Jinping has warned that because it is populated with people of Chinese de…
San Fransisco; CA: An unnamed Oregon woman was visiting the San Fransisco area to take in the rich human diversity she's always adored. "I've always obeyed what I term the {Australian gold standard of Covid precautions-} this stupid backward raci…
Is it another example of a man thing, or is it a control thing? Because Nancy Pelosi, mother of 5 and grandmother of 7, favors women's abortion rights, she was denied communion by the Archbishop of San Francisco. The same Archbishop, however, is o…
SEATTLE – Amazon’s Prime membership will become more expensive starting 2023 as the company cites inflation, growing wages, and transportation costs to justify the price increases. However, insiders reveal that a plan is in progress to build a sup…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The San Francisco City Council voted 13 to 1 to adopt a new American flag. A member of the city council stated that the city will be retiring the old, standard red, white, and blue flag that had been used in Frisco…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – This year’s San Francisco Transgender Beauty Pageant was held at the famed Sidesaddle Coliseum in Chinatown. The event, in it’s 27th year, has become the premier transgender pageant in the entire nation. Contesta…
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – The Kremlin has announced that they will no longer tolerate the comingling between same-sexers. Stavros Nickavich, spokesperson for the Kremlin, has made it clear that Moscow is not San Francisco, and anyone who wants to k…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - The organization known as The US Chinese-American Federation of Chinese People has issued a strong statement to the National Basketball Association. In a letter to NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, the group states t…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – San Francisco Mayor London Breed, has told Food Fad Magazine that the Rockin’ & Rollin’ Egg Roll Food Truck is doing fantastic sales. She pointed out that she spoke to Ling Dinga Ling, the owner, who told her th…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The director of San Francisco’s Cum-As-You-Are Sperm Bank has placed an add on the local PBS channel stating that their facility is running low on sperm. Ozzie F. Fintenguard, has been the director at the jism facil…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The head of the San Francisco city council called an emergency meeting at 2:30 am, after she learned that the Chinese Navy was conducting naval war game maneuvers a mere 3 miles from the city. Maggie P. Safari, 42,…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – Steven Tyler, lead singer with Aerosmith says that out of all of the women he has ever dated, none was as hot, as sexy, and as a fantastic lay as the queen of the reality shows, Kate Gosselin. Tyler and Gosselin hav…
Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop (song) Oh, the smell outside is frightful But San Francisco is so delightful And since they've no place to go Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop They don’t show signs of stopping So I'…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – A retired army general who is now on the San Francisco city council has informed the news media that a North Korean warship was spotted off the coast of San Francisco. General Augustus P. Fesstavelli III stated that…
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