Ground Hog Day in Washington as Racist Redneck Revolutionaries attempt to repeat Napoleon's coup d’état,

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 7 January 2021

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Qui, Qui, he was a dictator, but he had 'balls'. The US version hid his 'balls' behind Racist Redneck Rioters!

(NOT EDITED) History tends to repeat itself and it does not necessarily repeat itself in the same country as yesterday's Redneck Southern State Fraternity attempted to copy an infamous French coup d’état proved.

However, French revolutionaries were slightly more sophisticated, their leader was a proper military, battle-hardened campaigner, and not a yellow-bellied coward hiding behind fake news, Twitter bullshit, lies and hypocritical rhetoric.

Napoleon was a mad dictator, no doubt, with a huge chip on his minuscule shoulders who attempted to rule his tiny world (In those days it was tiny, he was too). Sadly, it seems as though evil dictators like Napoleon tend to come back and haunt the world in reincarnated versions.

For example:

Little Brit Hitler, Oswald Mosley, certainly walks the planet now as Nigel Farage, who jumps into bed with any populist politician whose butt is available!

Stalin has certainly been reincarnated as Putin, a modern version, who 'digs' the rich and famous lifestyle like all dictators tend to do. Only difference is he hides behind the cloak of a so-called Russian democracy waiting to pounce like a hungry, giant grizzly bear, when the time is right!

Hitler, the real thing, who actually served in the German army during the 1914-1918 war, has obviously jumped into the head of 'yellow-belly' ex-President T***P. His instigation yesterday of a copy of Napoleon's coup d’état in 1799, failed because T***p is a military dodo, and his strategy of rousing up a bunch of racist rednecks to storm US Congress was typical of a low-level ignoramus, and certainly not a military leader!

Now if T***p would have served in Vietnam, learnt how to organise his troops, maybe he would have stormed Congress, in front of his racist morons, like true leaders do, successfully. Instead, he chose to appear like a demented clown behind a bulletproof shield!

However, the most notorious dictator, Adolf, like Napoleon, failed because he got his troops bogged down in Russian snow and mud. T***p has obviously inherited Hitler's madness, but instead of getting bogged down in Russia, he got bogged down in his own narcissistic quagmire without ever having to risk his butt on a real battlefield!

Jaggedone has heard there's a vacant bunker in Berlin. Maybe, it would be a great idea to send this moronic maniac there, put a pistol in his hand just like the Nazi barbarian did who is ruling his brain, and let history repeat itself once again!!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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