(NOT EDITED) Renowned, infamous, illiterate, renegade, rebellious Spoofer, Jaggedone, has decided to end it all, not physically, with the 'Final Word'. Well known all over the globe for his never-ending writing of never-ending codswallop, and always bouncing back like an Aborigine boomerang aimed at Ayres Rock, he will prove for the final time that he has earned the right to have the 'Final Word!'
Other infamous spoofers; some stil active, some braindead, some making millions writing screenplays / books, and satire for sites who pay real $ Bucks, not monopoly money, like here on The Spoof, have often mentioned Jaggedone's insistence to have the 'Final Word' in anything he writes or says.
There is a certain amount of truth in their suspicions, or accusations. However, this spoof will certainly prove that having the 'Final Word' is not a mental illness, a philosophical, ultimate opinion, or just plain old gobbledygook! It is a 'genetic chain reaction' originally found in Amoeba who, multiplied, evolved, went on dry ground, stood up straight, discovered fire, the Internet, and smartphones, which intellectually speaking, is no doubt, a 'Never Ending Story!'
Hence, Jaggedone's 'tick' is nothing more than an evolved Amoeba who continually develops, evolves, and will keep on writing utter bullshit (this spoof is proof of that) until his feather pen wilts and dies!
He is determined to rid his demons in the written form, address his frustrations by making people laugh, hopefully, and will be forever grateful that his peers, fellow Nutters, Gentlemen, and soft-palmed Gentle-Women, will acknowledge this 'Final Word' because enough crap exits his quill pen, and the world is neither better or worse off for it!
HOWEVER, A FUCKING GOOD LAUGH MAKES THIS TERRIBLE WORLD FEEL BETTER!
JAGGEDONE'S FINAL WORD....